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[droppedballs]

[Hey. Hey you. You have a phone of some kind on you, right?

If so, it's definitely ringing. And ringing. And ringing. And ringing some more, until you decide to pick it up. And, when you do... well. You hear a rather excited voice.]

You know, every time I recall your escapades, it just moves my soul! You are just so amazing!! [ Click! ]

[Hibiki/Gold/

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[knowshowtocall]

[Boop. Boop. Boop.]

Er... that was weird.

[droppedballs]

[...

Ring. Ring. Ring.]

[knowshowtocall]

[... ... ...

Irwin again.]

Hello... ?

[droppedballs]

Ethan! I see, I see! It's nice to see you again!

[That bush over there. It's loud and moving and sounds vaguely like Irwin.]

[knowshowtocall]

See me? [... Dammit Irwin.] Is that you over there?

[droppedballs]

Over where? I do not know where you are talking about, Ethan.

[SUDDENLY STILL. ... But still loud.]

[knowshowtocall]

Oh sorry, my mistake. [Except... hear those footsteps walking towards you, Irwin? He's coming over there.] What's up?

[droppedballs]

[kyaaaaa h-he's actually asking "what's up"]

Nothing is up, my friend! I just never get enough of talking to you!

[knowshowtocall]

[Aaaand peeking over the bush.] Or watching me, huh.

[droppedballs]

[asdfjsdklfgjdkgj yes]

Of course not! I was just testing you, and you passed! Just as I expected from you!

[knowshowtocall]

Yeah, of course I'd pass! [Pause.] Is what I'd say if it was, y'know, a normal test. What kinda test is that?

[droppedballs]

To test your power of observation, of course!

[knowshowtocall]

Uh-huh... [Or you're being a creeper.] When'd you get here, anyway?

[droppedballs]

[ethaaaaaaan why can't you just see his deep love admiration for you as not creepy 8(]

What? What do you mean by "here"?

[knowshowtocall]

... Y'know, the island.

[droppedballs]

... We're on an island?

[BUT I ONLY LEAVE MY ROUTE TO STALK CREEP ON YOUR FAMILY VISIT OTHER PLACES LIKE NEW BARK TOWN...]