♒ Blaming everything on Maxie
[Awesome Island now has a rew resident - a tough-looking guy in a blue bandanna. He's currently sitting on the sand, staring out at the ocean. In fact, he looks quite calm for a moment before...]
Maxie! When I find you, you're so dead!
[That said, Archer gets to his feet. He puts his hands on his hips and surveys the area.]
Jeez, where the hell am I? [He scratches the back of his head in thought.] Don't remember where the hell I was goin', though. Or what I was doin'. Huh. Maybe Maxie drugged me. ...Nah, he's not smart enough for that.
[Care to bother him? He's totally in need of some interaction and Maxies to torment.]
Maxie! When I find you, you're so dead!
[That said, Archer gets to his feet. He puts his hands on his hips and surveys the area.]
Jeez, where the hell am I? [He scratches the back of his head in thought.] Don't remember where the hell I was goin', though. Or what I was doin'. Huh. Maybe Maxie drugged me. ...Nah, he's not smart enough for that.
[Care to bother him? He's totally in need of some interaction and Maxies to torment.]