[If you are passing by the CMA, you'll catch an
odd disco melody playing from nowhere. Even amidst the Shadow Pokémon rampage, a lone, thin man with a massive afro is gyrating back and forth with his four Ludicolo. He is singing off key.]
OooOOoh~ I want yoouuuuu~ Shake it, shake it, oooh yeaaah~!
[Feel free to interrupt his dance to show him
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OH!? Fuo ho ho ho! Hey there, missy! You can't resist my moves, huh? [He gives you a disco pose.]
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No. Of course not.
[...should she back away now? This guy looks a little...crazy]
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OOooh, a shy one! That's okay, baby! Everybody's gotta make a first step onto that dance floor. Let yours truly show you how to groove!
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I-I don't know how to dance. I'm fine with just...watching.
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Aaaw, honey, don't hurt me so~ [He covers his heart with his hands.] But alright! A nice guy like me will just show you the best moves around! That should get you feelin' that dance vibe!
[He moonwalks back into his original position and poses again by pointing at the sky. His Ludicolo copy him and all of them begin dancing again.] How's this, baby?!
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[sdhsdklfhlf WHAT A WEIRDO]
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That's pretty good actually.
[But wasn't this style of dance so outdated?]
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OOOOoooh, what good taste! You sure know a real dance pro when you see one!
I got it! You wanna join Team Miror, girlie? You can be my honorary fan club member!
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My name's May. And what do you mean, 'Team Miror'?
[...she doesn't want to be part of a fanclub!!!]
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And I'm talking about my own team, of course! With me leading the way, we're gonna grab the strongest Pokémon around and make everybody listen to us! The world is our stage! Shake it!
[That is okay, May, that is a safe and sound judgment call.]
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Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not interested in grabbing the strongest pokemon or making everyone listen to me.
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[points at herself]
It's to be a top coordinator! I'm not interested in anything else but that.
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Aw, kid! You're turning down the chance of a lifetime! [He twirls and holds a pose. His Ludicolo copy him.] You gotta aim BIG! [Pose 2] HIGH! [Pose 3] And LOUD! [He spins again and points to her face.] If you wanna be somebody! Take it from Miror B here! [He takes his hand back to thumb at himself]
You can't get anywhere with some kinda paper-pushing job! [He dismisses the thought with a wave of his hand despite not really knowing what a coordinator does. (No contests in Orre.)]
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[INDIGNIANT SPLUTTER]
And what do you mean by that? That has nothing to do with being a top coordinator!
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