Flyin' around, snatchin' yo people up

[insultyoulater]

After a lovely run in with Mother-- Green had disappeared a while. A couple of days to be precise about things

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[starterless]

[Training with Dragonair, to distract himself from the odd events over the past couple of days. He's a bit out of focus.]

[insultyoulater]

[You're not someone he can beat with brute force, Silver.

Which means you're getting stealthed up on and attemptedly dive bombed.]

[starterless]

[There's the advantage that it's only Dragonair right now- but it's an alert Dragonair. That divebomb won't be the surprise you hope it is, and getting close enough will merit Dragon Rage.]

[insultyoulater]

[The fire-type will come barreling down, and meet that Dragon Rage with a Flamethrower, landing away from the two of them for Green to get off.

Damn, element of surprise gone.]

What a fin͝e҉ welcome, Si͟l̸v͠er̨!

[starterless]

[What the fuck, Green. You're not calling him sugar. He's relieved, but it's another sign that there's a lot wrong here.] What do you want?

[insultyoulater]

[Charizard growls and Green holds it back affectionately.]

I'm c̵o͡ll͜ec͞ti͟n͏g people! I've almost got a̭̳͍ ̗̞̗̩͍̻f̭̣̼u̞l̠̯̟͕̜̼̗l̼̲̬͔̠̥̲ ̜s̯e̯̳̤̰̩̬̬t̻!

[starterless]

... collecting people?

[insultyoulater]

For M͔͖͕̓͌̑̾ͮͬọ̥̯̰̅ͤ̾ͭtͬ͊̍ͤh̯̹͍̭ͯ̈́͂̎ͬ̆̀e̠̟r̖̭̟̣̰̣̣̈́͂, she's o̓̃̄ͦͦ̒͘n̢͛l̸yͥ̄ͨ̒̂̒ ̏̒̋j̎ͤ͌̐̓us̓ͭ̉ͤt̃͐̒͛ͮ̈̾ sent me to fetch y͑̒ͨ̎̇ö͋u͆͂͌̒̌!̉

[starterless]

I don't have a mother. Fuck off.

[insultyoulater]

Now that's impossible-- She's e̜͈v̜̹͕e͕̟̫ṟ̞ͅy̲͍̝̳̩ḅ͖͖̤̗o̙̬̼͙̩̪d̦̙͉̞̘̬y̻̼'͓s̟̱̥͔ Mother! Śͥ̐i̾ͯͨ̆ͥ̎̚n͛͌̎c̐̽ͣͧ̉̆̚eͤ̇̉̇ t̸͐̈́̉̿ĥ́ėͨ bͤ̎͒ͧͥ̌̓͏̙̱̭̮̠̩ͅe̡̪͌g̟͉͍̙̼͕͔͐͋ḭ̰͇͛ͭ̑͐̏͛ͧn͚̪̅̌̇̏̽ͮn̽ͤ́ī̒͆̔͑͠n̟̯̻͕̬̘͕̽̂ͨ̽g̳͕̩̠̏ͭͤ!͎͉̪̾̇ͪ̄ͥ̋̕ͅ

[starterless]

You're speaking nonsense. What the fuck's gotten into you?

[insultyoulater]

I t͑ͯ̓͌̉̀o̵l̆̅͐̀͒ͩ̃dͮ̉ͥͯ you, I've got to c̱͍̰̱o̮̘͎̰͍͈ll͓̙̲̤ec̳̜̞̫t̤̮̜̼̖ M̭̖̟̞̣o̬̥͇̗th͈̯̘e̞̞̬r̟'͈s͎͕͍̫ c͍h̪il̺̱d͉̹͓̰̺̠̰r̝͚̟̦e̗n̦̼.͕͖̖--

You're simply n̽̎̃̏̈́ͥ҉̟e̞ͨ̀́ẋ̗͖̣̻̱̪t̸̯̞͖̱͊̎̎̿ͣͦ, S̆ͭ̍ͯ̇̊҉͍i̝̬̝͚͋̋̐̔̈l̥̣͕͝v̠ͦe̺͓̞͉͎̮r͜.

[starterless]

Not gonna happen.

[insultyoulater]

Should I s̪̤̞̱̯͑̅ͦë̫̯̮̦͆n͉̺̱͕d̘͍̘̤̰̥̂ͧ̈ ̭̞̥̠̩ͨ̃̊̊G̪͉̩̾̔̆ǒ͔̯̤͇̗̟̉͌̔̂ͨlͦͮ̅̒ͩͭ̚d͚͉͇̜̘͊ͮ͛̓ͅ to come get you~?

[starterless]

[Eyes widening at that distorted name.] What?

[insultyoulater]

I just need you, and I've got t̟͈̹̺̎̍̔ͪ̔h͇̠̯̼̝̫ͯẽ̖̗̗̣̐͒̔͑ͮͅ ̭ͦ̂̌̆w̜̠̺͉̭͈̝̍͑̾̍ͭ͐͒h̪̪̺̽õ͑̾̅ͨ̚͜ḽ͖͓̟̘͡ĕ̥͈̹̝̯̦̰̎͛̄ ̧̎s͍͍̤̙͚͕̤͒ͫ͊̆͑̾̌e̗͍͞t̪͎̦̙̤̪͑̐̿̋̇̑̚̕ͅ! You, m̛̖̖͔͉̯̊ͮ͐͢ė̥̘̳̱̊̂ͧ͗ͧͣ̎͢, Ŗ̮̣̩͇̗̝̯͇͇̥̦͔̐̓͂̃ͣ̊̚͡ȩ̟̦͖͓̪̟̲̗͙̝͓̖͆̾ͣ̔͋̿͟ď̡̰̱̯͕͍̗̣̩̥ͫͥ̄ͧ́͂̿̌͒ͮ͂ͮͤͦ͂̚͡ and G̨̘̯̺̤̙̀͝o̢̡̭̠̘̜̺̗̭̱͞ḽ̸͚̟̙̱d̡͙͎͙̮̖̤͓͘ͅ!

A̢̯̥̬͙̯͊̀̑l̛̘̫̹̥̄̃̃̑͌̇̚l͍̬͚̈́͆ͧ̈́ͨͮ͗ ̵̛͖͎̿̽t̶̩̻̮̯͍̮̘ͥö̶̠̭̣͕̪̬́̐̉ͩ̚͝ͅg̯̟͔̣͕̠̞̤̿͊̃̑̇̎̌̃͠e̛ͦ͆̉͐̒͏̲̯͓̮̼̻t̞͓͖͓̓ͭ͞h̢̙̪͙̱͉̝̲͆͊̊͊̎̍̌͌͘ͅe̡̛̙̣̖͉̳͉̜̮̐̓ͭ̈́̈̏r̶͍̤̮̺̞͇͓͋ͬ̍͟!͈̜ͭ̇̿ͭ̏͛͜ͅ