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[hark_a_suicune]

[There is a Mysticalman flying through the sky of the CMA.

It had been a perfectly normal day, really: he'd entertained a few passersby with his amazing card tricks, looked for clues about Suicune's whereabouts, made his dramatic exit by jumping off a window...

... and next thing he knew it wasn't Ecruteak he was flying over with his Jumpluff, but

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[erointhemaking]

Oh my god it's Eusine. [He lives to troll you and is going to camera flash you through those binoculars. ouch]

[hark_a_suicune]

[HOLY SUICUNE IT HURTS, WHAT HAPPENED HE DOESN'T EVEN-]

Ow, my eyes! [He rubs them vigorously. Why won't the little black dots leave his field of view sdfghsd
He's going to be blinded for a while, you can totally to troll him moar]

[erointhemaking]

Eusine! Long time no see! How's life?? [His laughter is obnoxious]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Squints
Squiiiints
...
He still can't see a thing, sadly]

W-Who are you?

[He'll keep the "how do you know my name" part for later, for now he's mostly wondering if it's not another trap from Team Rocket. It's not the same when he uses tricks, shuddup]

[erointhemaking]

Your good buddy, Ethan, m'man!

[hark_a_suicune]

[He racks his brain. Nope, sorry, he doesn't know you boy.
Also, he really wish he could see you. His vision is still blurry.]

Ah... I'm sorry, I don't remember ever meeting you before.

[Oh hey, are you another one of his fans? He can totally give you an autograph. I mean, when his eyes stop burning.]

[erointhemaking]

Oh---Oh you're a double then. Tell me something double Eusine! Do you also like Suicunes?

[hark_a_suicune]

[Is that kid going to call him double Eusine forev-
DID SOMEONE SAY SUICUNE]

Of course I do! Who wouldn't? That fierce look, that misty mane! The way it moves!

[Eusine you are such a suicunefag]

[erointhemaking]

Oh man you're just like the Eusine in my world.