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[hark_a_suicune]

[There is a Mysticalman flying through the sky of the CMA.

It had been a perfectly normal day, really: he'd entertained a few passersby with his amazing card tricks, looked for clues about Suicune's whereabouts, made his dramatic exit by jumping off a window...

... and next thing he knew it wasn't Ecruteak he was flying over with his Jumpluff, but

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[stalkerwithacap]

[Gold is walking around the place, pondering his current shitty situation. He's wondering where he should try to sleep when a bird flies above him.
...
wait.
That's no bird.

He looks up to what appears to be.. a guy in a very fab suit dangling from a blue ball of cotton? wtf, man]

...Pretty sweet ride you've got there.

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[hark_a_suicune]

[It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Eusine!

... Oh wait, is someone talking to him? He's pretty sure he heard a voice.
Looking down, he can see it's a teenager. A teenager who looks vaguely familiar but he can't quite put his finger on it from this far.
He flies down a bit.]

Why, thank you!

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[hark_a_suicune]

[... wait, now he can see your face and you DO look familiar]

... Excuse me, do I know you?

[He only saw your younger pokéspe self for a couple of minutes after all. :Va]

[stalkerwithacap]

Nah, don't thin-
Eusine?

[oh shit oh shit run away y/n]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Wait, how does this guy know his name if they're never met befo-
...]

AH! You're one of my fans, aren't you?

[YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE, GOLD]

[stalkerwithacap]

[DAMN]

Ahahaha no. You're... a friend of my BFF Crys?

[hark_a_suicune]

[Awww Gold, and he was already ready to give you an autograph.]

Oh, are you friends with my dear rival Crys?

It's a pleasure to meet you!

[because Crys obviously told Gold lots of awesome things about Eusine, right? Not.

... oh wait, he almost forgot.]

Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name.

[stalkerwithacap]

[Gold has RED's number in his phone. You don't even come close to competing, Eusine.

Also he is kinda dying at the "rival" part. If he ever see his Crys again he is so telling her this]

Name's Gold.

[hark_a_suicune]

[ONE DAY GOLD
ONE DAY
And yes, her face would probably be priceless. This needs to happen]

... Gold? [Where have I heard this name befo- OH DAMN]

NOW I know why you seemed familiar!

[He is shouting this with the FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS]

[stalkerwithacap]

[I'd do it but I can't play Crys to save my life
Hands on his ears. He likes his eardrums whole, kthxs]

Prob another Gold, though.

[sweet revenge. Now he can break someone else's brain]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Would too but lol, can't play Crys eithers]

... Another Gold.

[It isn't even a question. Right now it's more DISBELIEF CAN YOU SPELL IT]

[stalkerwithacap]

[smirk]

Seems like there's a bunch of everyone on this hellhole. Enjoy the ride.

[hark_a_suicune]

A bunch of-

[... He can't decide whether you're insane or mocking him.
He'll go with the second option.]

Ah! You almost got me for a second, but I saw through your lies! You're making fun of me, aren't you?

[He's still being especially hammy.]

[stalkerwithacap]

Why would I? [when telling you the truth and watching you flail is so much more fun]

[hark_a_suicune]

[And flail he does. GOLD, WHY YOU DOING THIS TO HIM?]

I don't know! Why would you?!

[Yeah right, answer questions with more questions, that always helps.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[he's just staring at you, Eusine. And grinning. And the answer is "because it's fun", of course]