because we all know i'm good with being yandere

[foeveil]

Hahahahaha... really? Really? This is the best he could come up with?

[In the CMA today you'll see...well a very fancily-clad guy standing smack dab in the middle of the shopping district. Despite having proofed in from nowhere he doesn't seem very shocked with whats happened to him. He seems...amused. Also loud.]Honestly? This is it? Oh right

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[oceans_princess]

[THERE IS A LITTLE GIRL IN YOUR FACE. Who, also being a legendary gijinka, probably has an air of familiarity to you.

WHAT IS PERSONAL SPACE.]

HI!! You look confused, mister!! Are you lost?

[foeveil]

[Abwuh-- what's this?]

...Manaphy? [He sounds nonplussed, raising an eyebrow.] Since when do you use a human form?

[oceans_princess]

[Headtilt.] You could tell it was me? Most people can't.

Since always, mister! [Laughing!

She's trying to figure out which legendary you are, because she can tell you are one.]

[foeveil]

[He tilts his head, eyebrow raised. There was something certainly off about her.]

Mister? Cresselia is fine. Have you forgotten me already?

[oceans_princess]

You're Cresselia...? But... [CONFUSION CONFUSION CONFUSI--

REALIZATION!

Fist smacks down on her palm!]

That's it!! You must be from a different world!!

1/3

[foeveil]

2/4 i lied

[foeveil]

Pft...

3/4

[foeveil]

Ah...oh, you're serious?

[foeveil]

... ...

...pffft...

[oceans_princess]

Stop laughing!! I know what I'm talking about!! I've been here for more than two months, ok!!

[foeveil]

Ha...ahahha...haha...right, yes, of course... [She should...probably just...explain.]

[oceans_princess]

... [ANGER HUFF]

This is Awesome Island and it's sentient and it brings all sorts of people and Pokemon here from lots of different worlds and times and dimensions and you won't be going home until it lets you and if you try to leave you'll just wind up back here so it's pointless to try and there are legendary Pokemon that can't turn into humans here and there are non-legendary Pokemon that have human forms and there are non-legendary Pokemon that can talk and there's lots and lots and lots of multiples of people and Pokemon around so you might meet another version of yourself and it makes strange stuff happen all the time like forcing us into strange bathing suits and making everyone sing and a whole lot of other strange stuff too!!

[Pant, pant, that was all said in one breath.]

1/2

[foeveil]

...my.

[foeveil]

...I wonder what type of bathing suit I'd wear...

[oceans_princess]

We were all stuck in suits patterned with red and white stripes and white stars on a blue background. Everyone was. Even my world's Azelf's hat.

[foeveil]

A hat? why bother with a hat? It's head is far too pointy for a hat. [Not important Cresselia]

...well! I suppose it doesn't sound all too bad.