hey girl, you are beautiful ♥

Oct 02, 2010 21:37

[So you're just minding your business, right? Off to do whatever a fine individual like yourself might need to do.]

[But, if you're female, your day is about to get derailed a little!]

Hey, Sister! ♥ I was walking along, and I saw these, and I thought of you. Please accept them, along with my feelings! [And this little girl's got a bouquet for you. She may look a bit familiar, with the backwards baseball cap, the oversized hoodie... But this is definitely a young, unspoiled flower of a girl!]

[So, ladies? Boys, you can visit, too, but with a much less warm welcome...]

holy shit a giveaway, best sleazeball impression, user: newbarkflirt, character introduction

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