Oct 02, 2010 21:37
[So you're just minding your business, right? Off to do whatever a fine individual like yourself might need to do.]
[But, if you're female, your day is about to get derailed a little!]
Hey, Sister! ♥ I was walking along, and I saw these, and I thought of you. Please accept them, along with my feelings! [And this little girl's got a bouquet for you. She may look a bit familiar, with the backwards baseball cap, the oversized hoodie... But this is definitely a young, unspoiled flower of a girl!]
[So, ladies? Boys, you can visit, too, but with a much less warm welcome...]
holy shit a giveaway,
best sleazeball impression,
user: newbarkflirt,
character introduction