intro!
[Oh hey, it's that one guy who runs the Viridian gym. Except he might be a little more difficult to recognize with his hair matted down and strings of kelp twisted around his shoulders. Anyone wishing to follow him can easily do so by following the trail of ocean water that his clothes are dripping out. It seems that he was quite literally dumped here not too long ago]
[Naturally, the first thing to do when lost is troll around and mumble angrily to yourself - which is exactly what he's doing]
Yeah, because being too weak to get the Badge means you can just dump me out here in the middle of nowhere... [Yes, that must explain it. Someone's out for revenge on Green and must've thrown him in the ocean while he was sleeping. Or something]
[Naturally, the first thing to do when lost is troll around and mumble angrily to yourself - which is exactly what he's doing]
Yeah, because being too weak to get the Badge means you can just dump me out here in the middle of nowhere... [Yes, that must explain it. Someone's out for revenge on Green and must've thrown him in the ocean while he was sleeping. Or something]