Clearly, everything is Charon's fault.

[galactic_geezer]

[Despite it being early July, the weather's fairly mild today. The sun is shining, there's a pleasant hint of a breeze, and... hold on, is that someone shouting from behind you?]

Release that container and return to the residence at once! And you had best not even dare--!

[That's about all you hear before you get thoroughly drenched by a bucket

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[galactic_geezer]

[WOAH SHIT OKAY that actually makes Charon take half a step back. Don't wanna get caught up in any epic freakouts!]

[supereffectred]

[Well it's not too bad, he just shakes a lot of the water off after flailing around a bit

and he GLARES

and yes it's aimed at you, Charon.]

[galactic_geezer]

[Well, have a glare right back at you.]

Do not turn such a scowl on me, child. I am not to blame for that utterly ridiculous prank.

[supereffectred]

[And he points to the bucket in your hands. >| ]

[galactic_geezer]

[... brb setting that bucket down as quickly as possible.]

I will have you know that I did not come into contact with this container prior to its being emptied. This is merely a case of unfortunate circumstances.

[supereffectred]

[See this face?

See it?

It's clearly full of disbelief.]

[galactic_geezer]

I am a scientist, child. I am beyond such childish antics, and I never attempt such drastic actions without there being an ultimate purpose to work towards. There is nothing to gain in dousing you with chilled water. Do you honestly believe that I would do such a thing?

[supereffectred]

[Hmmm.

...

...

...

...

And he nods.]

[galactic_geezer]

[... in retrospect, he really should've seen that coming.]

Then I regret to inform you that you are mistaken.

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[This face has "PROVE IT" written all over it.]

[galactic_geezer]

Do not challenge me, child. It would be a simple matter for me to take advantage of your currently-dampened state for a spontaneous experiment.

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[1/2]

[galactic_geezer]

... so you refuse to change your line of thought in the face of such threats. Very well.

[He looks up towards a seemingly empty area above Red and snaps his fingers...]

[2/2]

[plasma_phantom]

[And after a couple seconds of nothing pass by, a shrill laugh comes from where Charon is looking at.

Hope you've got good reflexes, Red, because that Thunderbolt is coming down at you pretty fast.]

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[what

what he's only ten. Good thing he followed Charon's line of sight becaues if he hadn't, he likely wouldn't have barely dodged that by the seat of his pants. As it is, his shoes are sizzling. :<]