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[alwaysbehind]

[All the recent excitement has caused Soul's blood to boil, and she's desperate to find something to do. However, she's only good at one thing.

Hence the megaphone she's shouting through and the platform she's standing on. SHE WILL BE HEARD.]

I hereby challenge all competent trainers to a battle! If your Pokémon are too weak, don't bother trying to

Comments

[greenorbust]

[WHY IS EVERYONE WE BEFRIEND LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS.] Like, where the hell did you even get a megaphone?!

[alwaysbehind]

Hey Green!

[Waving and jumping off that platform.] I found it in my room!

[greenorbust]

You just, like, had a megaphone lying around in your room?

[alwaysbehind]

It was like the Tooth Fairy gave it to me! I went to sleep, and when I woke up it was right there!

[supereffectred]

[AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGH-

oh it's you why are all the girls he befriends nuts?

anyways I'm just shuffling in the tall grass nearby you, 'sup?]

[alwaysbehind]

[Totally diving off the platform and tackling you, kthnx.]

Red! Redredredred! How are you doing!?

[1/2]

[supereffectred]

[TACKL'D]

[2/2]

[supereffectred]

[He does give a hesitant smile up at her in response, though. He's fine, just trainin' >D]

[of_the_land]

[...how... very loud.]

How weak are we talking, here?

[not that he has to worry, but it's best to lull the kid into a false sense of security.]

[alwaysbehind]

[Don't be too sure about that, Giovanni~]

If you're not a gym leader or have at least--seven badges, I don't want to fight you!

--but you look really strong, sir!

[of_the_land]

Hmmm. How about a retired gym leader, then? Granted, I may be off my game a bit...

[he may as well milk this for all it's worth]

[alwaysbehind]

That'd be really cool! Which gym were you the leader of?

[Just so very happy and bouncy and yay!]

[mafiapix]

[No trainer here, but you DID attract a Vulpix, Soul.]

[alwaysbehind]

[Dodge! Dodge little buddy, otherwise Soul will scoop you up!]

[mafiapix]

[WHOA, HOLY CRAP, DODGING.]