Doing good deeds for his birthday

[itsahat]

[ The first thing Ruby found when he opened his door this morning was a big box full of different colors of clothes, needles and threads. There were even a lot of accessories and a new make up kit. It was unbelievable, but apparently, the island's decided to give the boy an awesome birthday. Well, Ruby thinks so. Especially remembering how much he

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[redpersianisred]

[I'M JUST A CAT RIDING ON A GABITE PLEASE IGNORE US.]

[itsahat]

[ MANLY SCREAM GOES HERE ]

H-horrible! You there!

[redpersianisred]

[WE'RE GUNNA RUN OKAY?]

[itsahat]

[ not so fast! popo flies in front of you and softly blows wind toward ruby's place. might be not enough to push you, but enough to stop you from running 8D ]

[redpersianisred]

[ASNGWNR;VKGWMV]

I'm allergic to cotton.

[BIGGEST LIE EVER.]

[itsahat]

. . . That's a really obvious lie, I think even you know that.

[redpersianisred]

Can't blame a cat for trying.

[...Gabite's still trying to run even though it's futile.]

[itsahat]

But there's nothing wrong with a makeover!

[redpersianisred]

What is there to makeover? Wash me with shampoo and put me in a hula skirt?

[RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNURNURNRUNURUN.]

[itsahat]

[ puts on his running shoes and chases after you :V ]

I could give you some accessories! Your color is hurting my eyes but I guess it's natural, accessories would make you look better!

[redpersianisred]

[WHY IS THIS HUMAN SO FAST? D:]

Yeah I think I went colorblind thanks to it.

[itsahat]

Don't you agree with me then~? Let's return!

[redpersianisred]

[Well you kind of have Gabite's tail. >_> Gabite is contemplating on eating you.]

[itsahat]

[ because it seems that you two don't seem to agree . .

bait with pokéblocks of your favorite taste :| ]

[redpersianisred]

[What in the world is a pokeblo---OHGOD RAMPAGING LANDSHARK COMING YOUR WAY]

[itsahat]

[ D8 HIDING HIS HEAD AND CURLS INTO ONE BALL OF NERVOUS SPARKLE ]