because we're not in kansas anymore

[stfuimbombing]

[Good evening, Awesome Island. There is a Mars picking herself up off the ground and she does not look happy. She doesn't sound happy, either, when she begins speaking into a small communicator.]

This is G-2 reporting! We've had a major problem with the chopper and we had to--

[Her words are momentarily cut short when she looks over her shoulder to

Comments

[of_the_land]

[... well that girl looks vaguely familiar, even though he's never met her before

are all these redheads related or something]

Well, I'm not having too much trouble with that, although I doubt your device is working.

[stfuimbombing]

[I swear I'm not related to anyone, it's just that everyone in the world has a double somewhere. :|a ]

And what would you know? Not that it's any of your business, but this thing is working just fine.

[of_the_land]

I've been here quite some time. Electronic communication devices tend to do rather badly.

[stfuimbombing]

Are you serious? I had to land in the one part of Sinnoh where our communicators don't work?

[She rolls her eyes.] Great.

[of_the_land]

...ah, about that... you're not in Sinnoh anymore, miss.

[stfuimbombing]

Oh, really? And what's next, are you going to tell me that I've secretly been kidnapped and brought to another planet by aliens?

[of_the_land]

...that might explain a few things, now that I think about it... but no.

[stfuimbombing]

Well then, spill it, baldy. Where am I?

[of_the_land]

...it's nowhere near that bad, you know.

You're on an island. I'd rather not bring up its name, it's... ill conceived.

[stfuimbombing]

A name's a name. Tell me anyway. Maybe it isn't too far...

[of_the_land]

[he sighs and rubs his brow.]

...Awesome Island.

[stfuimbombing]

[Okay, that merits a giggle.]

Nice one. Now seriously, what is it?

[of_the_land]

...do you really think I'd make a terrible name like that up? It has no art to it. It's just stupid.

[stfuimbombing]

... you're serious?

Wow. Whoever named this place needs to get hit in the head.

[of_the_land]

I can't help but feel that would only make them worse, unless they were hit with a lethal amount of force.

[stfuimbombing]

That's the point. Hit them hard enough to make them pay for thinking up something so stupid.