don't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer

[greenorbust]

[Thankfully, the plus side of waltzing in with your own personal closet, is that you can be as hot as you want to, whenever you want, however you want. In this case, that means by the shore, with a beach chair, a fruity looking drink, and an itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie purple polka-dot bikini. All while lounging in the shade of a palm tree-]... Like,

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[insultyoulater]

[damnit, why is it that the only hot chick he's seen in a bikini is pretty much him?

Just going to kick some sand on you now]

[greenorbust]

[Fate works in such interesting ways. And also you're a jerk.] H-Hey! What was that for?!

[insultyoulater]

Covering you up a bit.

[greenorbust]

Psh, like, it's my body I can wear what I want, jerk.

[insultyoulater]

Just teasing, love. If I was walking around in a speedo, I'd expect the same from you.

[greenorbust]

... Like, you own a speedo?

[insultyoulater]

Nah...

...doesn't mean I wouldn't look damn fine in one, though.

[greenorbust]

... Yeah, I'd, like, totally kick sand all over you.

[insultyoulater]

See, that's just what I'm saying. So, hey, no hard feelings. [enjoy more sand, kick kick]

[greenorbust]

[You're still a jerk.] Like, if there's no hard feelings, then kick less, you jackass!

[insultyoulater]

As long as I'm cooking your meals, I figure I can kick as much as I please. [once more, now he's done]

I imagine her eating veggie burgers, but I can't imagine him making them

[greenorbust]

[jerk] ... You're, like, so totally lucky that your burgers are bomb.

[insultyoulater]

Daisy always made me cook... [a pause]

... hey, what's your sibling like? [super honestly curious]

[greenorbust]

Daniel? He's like... ... [Pause, but considering that this is another her, no reason to hide anything, right?] He's, like, a total sweetie. He was, like, my number one resource when I was a kid! He could totally have run a salon or something... I mean, he's best when it comes to Pokémon, but when I was little it was totally the coolest thing ever.

[insultyoulater]

[Daniel? Guess that meant everybody was Gender-swapped? Which would include...]

My sister is like that for me, so we've still got a good amount in common. [... yeah, totally has to ask now he thought of it] And your Gramps?

[greenorbust]

Gramps? ... You mean, like... Gramma?