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[milleniastar]

 *Creeps into the CMA, looking around for his flamboyant friend. Not spotting him, he grins, and addresses everyone else.*

Psst~ you guys~

You guys~!

YOU GUYS!

It's Deoxys' birthday today~! We gotta throw a party.

*His ribbons glow and WHUMP. The whole place is suddenly decorated with streamers and confetti and balloons, all varying shades of purple,

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[auroravirus]

*Deoxys wanders into the Central Meeting Area, fabulously late for his own birthday. He looks around at the decorations and cake for a while, wondering what's going on.

Then he remembers it's his birthday and he squees a little.*

Eeee! Is this for my birthday?!

[milleniastar]

*Squees a bit himself!*

Yes, it is~!

*Runs over and gives Deoxys a tight hug, then a childish kiss on the cheek.*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEOXYS~!

[auroravirus]

*Gives him a huge hug back.*

YAY! Wow!

You remembered!!

[milleniastar]

Of course I did, I said I'd do something nice for you~!

*He points to the tower cake, quite dramatically.*

LOOK~

[auroravirus]

Oh my gods! That cake! It's AMAZING~~!

[milleniastar]

*Grins HUGELY.*

And I didn't forget to get you a present, either~

[auroravirus]

:o

You got me a present!? Eeee!!

[milleniastar]

Sure did~! I got you two.

*Perhaps three. He hasn't decided...*

Hold out your hands~~

[auroravirus]

Two? Oh me! Oh my!

*He holds his hands out looking excited.*

[milleniastar]

*Pulls two gifts from his pockets and puts them in his hand - a twisted orange and green hairtie with double helix charms in his left, and a condom in his right.*

[auroravirus]

*Squeals a little with joy and wastes no time in tying the hairtie into his ponytail.*

Oh, Jirachi-dahling, this is the best birthday ever!

*He holds the condom up and surveys it carefully, slightly puzzled.*

Jirachi, while this funny little packet is quite awesome... What is it?

[milleniastar]

Yay~! I'm glad you like it~

It's a... a... oh no, what did Rayquaza say that time...

Oh yeah! It's a condom~

[auroravirus]

A condom...?

*Raises an eyebrow.*

Awesome!

What does it do...? Or... what is it for? Sorry, I don't want to sound ungrateful, I just don't know!

[milleniastar]

It's okay~! I didn't know what one was myself until Rayquaza told me all about it...

Guys wear it when they have...

*Hushed voice.*

...sex!

[auroravirus]

They do? Really...?

Where?

[milleniastar]

*Looks a bit confused.*

Somewhere on their lower body, I don't know, I don't really remember~