*Creeps into the CMA, looking around for his flamboyant friend. Not spotting him, he grins, and addresses everyone else.*
Psst~ you guys~
You guys~!
YOU GUYS!
It's Deoxys' birthday today~! We gotta throw a party.
*His ribbons glow and WHUMP. The whole place is suddenly decorated with streamers and confetti and balloons, all varying shades of purple,
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Then he remembers it's his birthday and he squees a little.*
Eeee! Is this for my birthday?!
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Yes, it is~!
*Runs over and gives Deoxys a tight hug, then a childish kiss on the cheek.*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEOXYS~!
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YAY! Wow!
You remembered!!
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*He points to the tower cake, quite dramatically.*
LOOK~
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And I didn't forget to get you a present, either~
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You got me a present!? Eeee!!
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*Perhaps three. He hasn't decided...*
Hold out your hands~~
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*He holds his hands out looking excited.*
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Oh, Jirachi-dahling, this is the best birthday ever!
*He holds the condom up and surveys it carefully, slightly puzzled.*
Jirachi, while this funny little packet is quite awesome... What is it?
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It's a... a... oh no, what did Rayquaza say that time...
Oh yeah! It's a condom~
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*Raises an eyebrow.*
Awesome!
What does it do...? Or... what is it for? Sorry, I don't want to sound ungrateful, I just don't know!
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Guys wear it when they have...
*Hushed voice.*
...sex!
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Where?
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Somewhere on their lower body, I don't know, I don't really remember~
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