Green's Therapeutic/Educational Institute for the Socially Impaired

[insultyoulater]

[Yep, he's bored and after talking to a few of the kids here, he feels he can do good with his free time.

After all, it seems he's the only sexually literate person here, so he'll talk about relationships or give a rather twisted pidgeys-and-beedrills talk to whomever so needs it.

Like community service, only with the possibility for detrimental

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[magikarp_luv]

[What. What is this she doesn't even.

She must find out what all this is about. This can't possibly end well.]

"Green's Therapeutic/Educational Institute for the Socially Impaired"? Do I even want to know what this is about...?

[insultyoulater]

[putting on his charming face]

I'm giving advice at remarkably low rates-- meaning free because what does money matter here?

[magikarp_luv]

[Stupid sexy Green.She is intrigued. MUST KNOW MORE.]

What's the advice for? I have a feeling I already know...

[insultyoulater]

[Hook, line...]

Oh, whatever you'd like-- though I specialize in... social concerns. [leaning forward... sinker.]

[insultyoulater]

[Observes right back for a second, waving you over now]

Heya, love, got a problem?

[insultyoulater]

[everyone is his love, deal with it.]

Anything at all, love. Something on your mind?

[lunardancing]

"Institute for the Socially Impaired"?

[insultyoulater]

You know, for trainers who spent just a little too much of their teenage years playing with pokemon instead of other teenagers. Leaves you rather distanced from society. Socially impaired, I like to say.

[that's his deal, take it or leave it. Leaning toward you though]

Got questions?

[lunardancing]

There's nothing wrong with spending a lot of time with your Pokemon.

[None-too-subtly leans away, slightly embarrassed. The closest thing you'll come to her admitting she still gets embarrassed around some boys.]

[insultyoulater]

[he see's that little move, yep, you're one of them]

Nothing wrong at all, but you got to remember to spend just as much time with other people, nay?

I am a horrible person.

[apprenticedark]

[ There is a tiny Darkrai. Staring in curiosity. ]

[insultyoulater]

Oh hey... [looking looking] Not sure I can help you, little guy.

[apprenticedark]

[ staaaaaaare ] Why not?

[insultyoulater]

[oh hey, it can talk, stare as he collects himself. Not that people hadn't told him about this already... just... hadn't experiences it yet.]

Well, maybe, got a problem?

[insultyoulater]

[that horrible, haha-you-caught-me smirk.]

Hey, Gramps! Good to see you back to normal. [looks up at the sign, laughs]

Nope!

[insultyoulater]

It wasn't a big deal. Hell, I still remember you doing the same thing for me when I was that age. Kinda felt like returning to favor. [big grin, as per usual]