Another crazy old lady for you all

[ghostlysmog]

[[If you're in the CMA at the moment, you're going to notice that a whirlwind of purple smog has just appeared on the outskirts. Within seconds, however, it dissapates, revealing a little old lady, leaning on a cane.]]

Hmm. This isn't the Powerplant.

[[She'll look around for a moment, before cackling softly to herself, that ominous purple smog

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[galactic_geezer]

... absolutely so.

[Yes, we do mind, and we are going to back up a step.]

[ghostlysmog]

[[That rather eerie purple smog is back, and it's starting to swirl around his feet. Agatha, on the other hand, has now half dissolved into it.]]

Shall I show you just what kind of 'mischief' I get up to, my dear?

[galactic_geezer]

[NO PLZ NO PLZ can we back away several more steps now?]

Enough of this trickery, Agatha! I refuse to fall victim to any of your pranks, however well-construed they may be!

[ghostlysmog]

Hee hee hee! Are you scared of ghosts, then?

[[And there are numberous eyes rolling around in the smog...to be joined by leering grins.]]

Now tell me why you know my name, boy!

[galactic_geezer]

Do not play these games with me, Agatha! We have been upon this island for quite some time, and you should know better than most any that I do not fear ghosts! Your charade is wearing thin!

[In spite of his words, those faces in the smog are really kinda creepy, and he's doing his best to try and not look at any of them.]

[ghostlysmog]

Young man, you must be mad. I've only been on this island for half an hour.

[galactic_geezer]

Half an hour... ?

[Ah, yes, there is that bit about dimensional doubles. It's been quite some time since Charon actively encountered any, and he had put it out of his mind. If that's the case, then that explains a lot.

... and it also means he's been bickering with a total stranger. Not like that's any different from usual.]

Is that so? And you are not at all aware of my identity, correct?

[ghostlysmog]

I couldn't care less.

[galactic_geezer]

[... well. If that isn't a bit of a sting to the ego.]

You had best care, Agatha. It's unwise to make an enemy out of the genius scientist Charon.

[ghostlysmog]

...the 'great scientist'?

[[Excuse her, she's just. going to laugh her ass off]]

Run along, child!

[galactic_geezer]

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Don't assume from appearances! I may have the form of a child now, but I assure you I am far older and more experienced than one.

[ghostlysmog]

You are wasting my time. Do you know what I do to silly little children who waste my time?

[galactic_geezer]

Did you not hear my prior words? I am not a child!

[ghostlysmog]

[[and he's really just digging himself a deeper hole here]]

Hee hee hee. Well, I gave you a chance.

[[That smog has reappeared, but now Agatha has completely disappeared into it.]]

... why did I almost type "you're quite right" sob

[galactic_geezer]

[... what. What is going on here. Charon looks left and right.]

Pah! If you think a meager amount of smoke will frighten me, Agatha, then you're quite wrong!

because it's true?

[ghostlysmog]

[[But it's no ordinary smog, Charon. Careful; don't breath it in!

If you can, becuase it's getting thicker!]]