'A' This is probably retribution or karma of some sort.

[highestleveled]

[In the midst of the CMA, there is a strange little boy lying flat on his face, unmoving as a cloud of dust plumes up from his...fall. It figures that he must have tripped or something, right? Nothing unusual there.

Except...

After a few moments of eating dirt, that "boy" pushes himself up into a sitting position with a tiny pained moan. He seems to

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[douchevee]

((I don't know who you are but I feel the sudden urge to stalk and annoy the hell out of you.

also, your face annoys me--no, EVERYTHING about you just make me feel angry.))

[highestleveled]

[Oh shit moment. Eevee, it's Eevee. She's looking at me. She's staring at me. She knows it's me?! Oh crap oh crap oh crap!

There is only one logical thing to do in this situation-!]

AAHHHHHH!! [SCREAMING HELPS. But, also, he is scrambling back as quickly as he can in that slow and stupid human body, just to get away from her as fast as he can.

He won't get very far though, what with still having a Pikachu's tail and...tripping over it in his haste to flee. SPLAT! Yep, lying flat on his back on the ground, in some pain.] .......Owww......

[douchevee]

((Doesn't actually bother to run and chase you, and just watching you tripping over. This is entertaining. is she secretly an s

Puts her paw on your head---this almost feels like a Deja Vu. B-but Eevee still can't put her paw on it. Tail and ears? Aren't those one of those costume playing thingy geeks do?))

[highestleveled]

[Whyyyy. ;A; He's going to lay there with his hands on his face a while, feeling very miserable and embarrassed. Whyyyy did it have to be Eevee whyyyyy.she is. has to be an s to enjoy others misery so much.

When he feels her paw on his head, he's suddenly going D8??? at her, without really moving from where he's laying. D-Does she know? He's hoping she doesn't know. B-But to make sure, he should say something.]

...W-why are you here?

[douchevee]

((Why am I here? WHY? This place is basically her Afternoon Stroll place. Eevee shakes her head like you just asked the most obvious question ever and pulls her paw back. Okay, enough saying hi, my paw's going to get dirty.))

[highestleveled]

[HE UNDERSTANDS YOU EEVEE. And he hates your answer. Stupid prissy little...

He sits up, grumbling now. Forget all that junk about being a human thing, Eevee still being a douche is more important.]

If I knew that I wouldn't have gone this way. [But home is in the same direction and. fff there was probably no way he could avoid her.]

[douchevee]

((Wait! How do you understand me!!? Humans can't understand pokemon language! ..... Are you really that much of a pokemon maniac? Urgh. Good thing you are a maniac of the worst pokemon in this planet and not me.))

[highestleveled]

[He is just giving you a look of 'gurl you crazy?'.]

I am not the worst pokemon on the planet! And what the heck, Eevee? Do I really look like one of those weirdos who go "haah, haaaah" and drool at us? Oh and I'm not a human thing! I just look like one. [Shaking his head at her.]

[douchevee]

((... um.
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[highestleveled]

[Snickering.]

...I can understand you?

[douchevee]

((I'm sorry but the Eevee you're calling is KIND OF OUT OF HERE.))

[highestleveled]

[Okay that is funny. Sorry, laughing now.]

[douchevee]

H-how.. How did you..!!? ... This is not possible!

((Leap to you and sniffs around, trying to touch your tail, ears. Basically; In your personal space, investigating.))

[highestleveled]

...!!! [SDFLKJhelhkj'hj HOLY HELL WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN--- Backing up, backing uppppp, scootscooooot away from the crazy Eevee touching him in bad places!]

AHHHHH! You don't have to tell me that! I already know!!

[douchevee]

((In defensive stance, growling.))

Why are you human?!

[highestleveled]

[Sitting a bit away, holding his tail to him and defiantly staring at Eevee back.]

I dunno! Why're you a crazy, stuck-up brat?!