[In the midst of the CMA, there is a strange little boy lying flat on his face, unmoving as a cloud of dust plumes up from his...fall. It figures that he must have tripped or something, right? Nothing unusual there.
Except...
After a few moments of eating dirt, that "boy" pushes himself up into a sitting position with a tiny pained moan. He seems to
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Hey..little kid, can you kind of...tune it down? Or something?
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I'd love to but I'm sorta having an existential crisis here! And I'm not a little kid!
[That volume is not down there.]
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...Existential crisis?
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Yeah, tha's what I said! Means I don't know what the hell I am anymore. O-Or what I'm gonna do about this problem.
[Makes a tiny, kind of scared sounding "p'ka" noise. Might sound like a hiccup-y sob though.]
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Well it could be worse. You could've changed genders or something, turned into a magikarp, Or become handicapped.
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...Yeah I'm unique but wanted.
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Well if you wanna phrase it like that...
[As he's pretty much looking her over- he notices the paw!] Hey, what's wrong with your paw? Are you hurt?
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[Yes she just ignored the whole 'I'm not a kid' thing.]
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[Hands on his hips. Going to forget about his problem a moment. Shocking, ain't it?] Then I don't get how that was bad if you were defending yourself, lady. And couldn't you go to the Pokemon Center even if you're wanted? I'm pretty sure that nurse woman will help you regardless.
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[AKA Pokemon Center not an option.]
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[Rubbing a hand over an ear as he thinks.]
Want to borrow a Full Restore instead then?
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It's okay, kid. This is one injury that needs to heal on its own.
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