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boing

Mar 30, 2010 21:39

[Oh lookie, the beach! Barry's just walking along the shore with his Empoleon and looking at the vast ocean. Well, walking along the shore relaxing is something Barry would do when he isn't training or roaming the island. Footprints of him and Empoleon are everywhere, now.]

...Where in the world are you, Daddy?

It's my birthday today, damn it.

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talk to me, user: inahurrygaiz, sup guys, i don't feel like dancing

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battlestandby March 30 2010, 22:31:37 UTC

[Look who's a-trollin'. And also looking for his missing Pokemon, but we're not making that too obvious now.]

So you were lying after all.

inahurrygaiz March 31 2010, 05:59:34 UTC

[He's just gonna stare at you now.

Who what where when? Liar? What are you talking about （´∀`）]

battlestandby March 31 2010, 06:00:59 UTC

Your father's a deadbeat just like mine.

inahurrygaiz March 31 2010, 06:03:46 UTC

No he isn't!

I won't allow you to speak badly of my father like that! Even if it's Paul...

[Nuh uh he's not gonna let you insult his o-so-mighty Daddy like that.]

battlestandby March 31 2010, 06:09:37 UTC

Then where is he?

inahurrygaiz March 31 2010, 06:11:41 UTC

[Ah.

Oh goddamn it soooo much.]

He's...

battlestandby March 31 2010, 06:14:50 UTC

On your birthday of all days. Did he forget?

inahurrygaiz March 31 2010, 06:17:26 UTC

Of course not! Daddy isn't those types who would forget their own son's birthday!

He might not even be on this island yet...!

battlestandby March 31 2010, 06:26:23 UTC

Oh, he's been around.

[He's totally lying.]

inahurrygaiz March 31 2010, 06:29:22 UTC

...If he was around he would have already shown up in front of me!

You're lying, aren't you?

battlestandby March 31 2010, 06:33:35 UTC

You're not worth the effort of fabricating some lie just to rile up the likes of you.

inahurrygaiz March 31 2010, 06:40:13 UTC

What are you implying?!

battlestandby March 31 2010, 06:44:44 UTC

That you aren't worth my effort. If anyone's been lying, it's you. To yourself.

inahurrygaiz March 31 2010, 06:50:00 UTC

[Brb gritting teeth. No, no he's not gonna cry again in front of you. No way.

He walks straaaight towards you and suddenly grabs you by the... um, jacket.

And he's not gonna look at you or else that scenario will repeat all over again.]

battlestandby March 31 2010, 06:53:09 UTC

[Well, this time you'd just be grabbing him by that teal undershirt of his, Barry. His jacket was just recently a casualty of war. :') Not that it matters to Paul either way. He'll look at Barry with those same evil, piercing eyes of his that just scream "WHY THE HELL DID YOU EVER ADMIRE THIS GUY?"]

inahurrygaiz March 31 2010, 06:57:07 UTC

[...Tightening the grip.

OH YOU'RE SUCH A JERK ARE YOU GONNA MAKE HIM CRY AGAIN.]

D-Damn it...

[3... 2... 1...

ok look tears. ಥ﹏ಥ]

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