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[whisperingsteel]

*It is early evening on the Island, and with the pastelly twilight comes mist, rolling in like waves on the ocean with the breeze

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[i_heart_rocks]

*SAUNTERS IN, A BIT CONFUSED BY THE SUDDEN TINT OF LILAC THAT EVERYTHING HAS TAKEN ON.*

I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW.

WAITASEC.

DID YOU JUST SAY 'FUCK'?!?!

[whisperingsteel]

*TILTS HEAD TO ONE SIDE SLIGHTLY.*

I DID INDEED. WHY IS THAT SUCH A SURPRISE...?

[i_heart_rocks]

IT'S JUST...I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR YOU USE SUCH PROFANITY!

*GETS OUT MOBILE PHONE AND PUTS IT ON RECORD.*

CAN YOU SAY IT AGAIN, PLEASE?

[whisperingsteel]

I GUESS I'M JUST... FULL OF SURPRISES, THEN!

*SHAKES HIS HEAD A LITTLE AND SMILES AS HIS OTHER HALF SETS TO RECORDING HIM MAKING SWEARS.*

OH, GO ON THEN.

FUCK.

[i_heart_rocks]

*STOPS RECORDING AND SETS THE SOUND FILE AS HIS NEW RINGTONE.*

THANK YOU, ANGEL~

[whisperingsteel]

*LAUGHS.*

YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO USE THAT AS A RINGTONE? YOU'LL GET A CALL AND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE 'WHY IS STEVEN'S POCKET SWEARING SO MUCH?'.

ACTUALLY, THAT'S PRETTY BRILLIANT.

[i_heart_rocks]

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY I'M DOING IT!

...I SERIOUSLY WANT SOMEONE TO CALL ME RIGHT NOW. DOES THIS ISLAND EVEN GET RECEPTION?

[whisperingsteel]

HONESTLY? I'VE NO IDEA. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THOSE SIGNAL-RECEIVER TOWER THINGIES ABOUT, SO I'D'VE SAID NO, BUT THE ISLAND HAS INTERNET, DOESN'T IT?

SO WHO KNOWS? MAYBE IT DOES.

THIS ISLAND IS WEIRD.

[i_heart_rocks]

*LISTENS TO HIS OTHER HALF WHILE PLAYING AROUND WITH HIS PHONE, BEFORE SHOUTING--*

EUREKA!

MY PHONE HAS A RINGTONE SAMPLER. LISTEN.

*BEEP, RUMBLE.*

'FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK'

*STEVEN DOUBLES OVER LAUGHING.*

[whisperingsteel]

*CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH.*

OH GOOD GODS. THAT IS THE BEST RINGTONE EVER, SERIOUSLY.

...WHY IS ME SAYING 'FUCK FUCK FUCK' SO FUNNY...?

[i_heart_rocks]

I REALLY, REALLY DON'T KNOW.

I THINK IT MIGHT BE THIS PURPLE STUFF...MAYBE IT'S JUST MAKING US PERCIEVE THINGS THAT WE WOULDN'T NORMALLY FIND FUNNY HILARIOUS.

THAT, OR YOU SWEARING IS JUST FUNNY ANYWAY.

[whisperingsteel]

I'M NOT SURE EITHER.

THIS PURPLE STUFF IS MESSED UP. I HOPE WE CAN STOP TALKING SO LOUD SOON. IT'S MAKING THINGS A BIT... AWKWARD, DON'T YOU THINK?

THAT AND MY THROAT IS STARTING TO HURT A BIT.

[i_heart_rocks]

SAME HERE...

...I HAVE SOME THROAT LOZENGES, THOUGH. WANT ONE?

*TAKES A PACKET OF LOCKETS FROM HIS POCKET HEY, THAT RHYMES.*

...THEY'RE LEMON FLAVOURED~

[whisperingsteel]

LEMON FLAVOURED?

OH, I CAN'T REFUSE NOW. I'D LOVE ONE, SUNBEAM~

[i_heart_rocks]

*GIVES HIM THE WHOLE PACKET.*

[whisperingsteel]

*TAKES IT OFF HIM, THEN TAKES ONE OUT THE PACKET AND PUTS IT IN HIS MOUTH. HE PUTS THE REST IN HIS POCKET.*

MIGHT BE BEST TO KEEP HOLD OF THESE, IF WE'RE GOING TO CARRY ON LIKE THIS.