sleep powder power awaaay!

[compoundeyes]

[It's a wonderful day for Butterfree here, and he's just fluttering by maybe to find something to eat. But just then, a wild Staravia appears, who seems to be a little aggravated from Butterfree passing by it's territory. As an immediate reaction, Butterfree releases Sleep Powder on the Staravia, fortunately it gave in, and falls asleep. Butterfree

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[of_the_land]

[Giovanni was taking a break from plotting and game corner owning and was going for a walk when he was hit with the Sleep Powder.

...he's now a Beedrill, but hasn't quite woken up yet, as he happened to fall asleep in a rather nice patch of sun.]

[thissillygrin]

[[Oh, well, hello there. Have a Rhyperior poking you with one massive claw.]]

[of_the_land]

...hn?

[oh it's... is that his? how'd she...

well, he does sort of want to go back to sleep, however the world is now looking kind of...

...huh.]

[thissillygrin]

Oh, sorry youngster. You just looked like a beedrill I know. You go back to sleep!

[[And yes, it's Bertha's voice coming out of this huge fuck of a pokemon.]]

[of_the_land]

Yes, I think I'll-

[...wait a second, what happened to his eyelids.

and more importantly, why does that Rhyperior sound just like sensei.]

...er.

[thissillygrin]

[[O-oh my.]]

Is that you, Giovanni?

Why on earth aren't you a Ground-type?

[of_the_land]

Yes, it is-

[OH GOD WHY DOES HE HAVE TOO MANY LEGS

WITH TWO OF THEM HAVING SPIKES ON THE END]

...I... am wondering the same thing. Of course, I think the more pressing question is why we're Pokemon at all, if I'm correct in assuming that you're Bertha.

[thissillygrin]

Of course it's me! Haven't I taught you anything?

[[Hey she'll be picking him up now!]]

I don't understand why you even raised a Beedrill.

[of_the_land]

[BUZZES SOMEWHAT INDIGNANTLY how do I fly again]

You're usually not so...

...

[he cannot think of an adjective that he will not get killed fo-]

Pointy. ...and he was my first Pokemon, so I didn't want to leave him to collect dust in a box somewhere.

[archer_flower_9]

[Have a little Tangela wandering over to regard you curiously and, eventually, nudge you with a foot-boot-thing.]

[of_the_land]

[oh, damn, just after he'd gotten over the fact that he's now a Beedrill and figured out how to sleep without eyelids]

...yes?

[archer_flower_9]

Sorry, I've just never seen a Beedrill actually sleeping before.

[of_the_land]

Perhaps you have and you couldn't tell.

[archer_flower_9]

I suppose so.

[It might take a little bit to realize who this is, given that the Tangela's voice is definitely male.]

[of_the_land]

So you've never used Sleep Powder on one?

[archer_flower_9]

I've never really had the option. For some reason not many trainers come through Celadon with one...