He's evil AGAIN?!

[battlestandby]

[But this time he didn't mean to! Barely had a split second to realize he was being deceived by a poor injured lady he was actually trying to help and bam. Dark Signer time. So yeah... you'll probably notice something wrong with him immediately. If not the eyes and dark cloak, then... his behavior

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[battlestandby]

[And the earth tremors JUST DON'T STOP. So. Be careful about the debris, Dawn. Because Paul sure ain't gonna look out for you.]

[battlestandby]

The end of the world. Stand still if you wish your death to be swift. Your soul will be a welcomed donation for the Earthbound Gods.

[genetikitty]

[Ok, Bio was just sitting in the CMA, trying to heal from fighting that oversized hummingbird, when the quake hit.
WHAT IS THIS HE DOESN'T EVEN-
Then he hears Dark!Paul's little speech... And the mention of the Earthbound gods.]

...WHAT?!

[Raeg. He has some.
Brb, running towards you with a good ol'-fashioned Wake Up BitchSlap for you.]

((Ooc: Yeah, he's ready to start fighting these freaks. Shadow Game tiem, maybe?

[battlestandby]

[Oh this is so totally stealthy oh wait there you are. Paul just smirks.]

Weavile, Pursuit.

[NINJA-FAST CAT THING WON'T LET YOU COME NEAR THE MASTER OF DISASTER.]

[genetikitty]

[Oh hai, ninja cat thing. Here, have a nice Flash directly IN YOUR FACE. Hope you like temporary blindness!
Meanwhile, the human runnig at you has been replaced with a Mew streaking through the air at you.
Looking VERY ANGREH.]

[team_jerk]

[Weavile's blinded, and Paul... still doesn't care about any of this.]

Honchkrow, Night Slash.

[Pimp bird prefers attacking from behind because hurhur.]

[thatsinnohchamp]

Wha--! [Lucas stumbles on the ground because HOLY SHIT, AN EARTHQUAKE. 8(]

/THREADJACKS WITH THE FIST OF AN ANGRY EARTHBOUND GOD

[awesome_trainer]

[When you're getting back up, you might notice a familiar sight. Jun appears to be standing nearby, Dragonite right next to him, but...something seems very off, judging by the odd dull look in his eyes and that snazzy cloak he's wearing...investigate?]

/GOES TO COUNTERATTACK WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

[thatsinnohchamp]

[Moments later, he gets back up, he does notice Jun! But... what? What's with the cloak dude?]

Jun, you okay? That was some earthquake!

CAN THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP COMPARE TO SNAZZY CLOAKS?

[awesome_trainer]

[If he's noticed you, he makes no show of it at first, however he does turn in your direction and give an order to his Dragonite.]

Dragonite, use Hyper Beam.

[DUCK LUCAS THERE'S A HUGE FUCKING BEAM OF ENERGY HEADING TOWARDS YOU INTENT ON LEVELING THE AREA BEHIND YOU]

[cozamalotl]

[UGH NOW WHAT IS IT PAUL]

...Gold eyes, eh. Didn't know you started likin' me THAT much.

[battlestandby]

Silence! Your blasphemous ways will not go unpunished! Magmortar, Rock Tomb!

[Evidently Paul still remembers how much you don't like rocks, Coza.]

[cozamalotl]

[WE'VE LEARNED HOW TO DODGE, DUN DUN DUUUN]

Pfff, blasphemous? I'm a god, mate, I'm not seeing anythin' blasphemous.

[battlestandby]

The Earthbound Gods will tear you limb from limb to hear such lies. Rhyperior, use Rollout!

[so how about dodging an 8-foot giant mass of holy damn rolling its way up right up in your direction]

[of_the_land]

[man Giovanni is used to these Earthquakes, he deals with them all the time. in fact, considering Rhydon, Dugtrio, and Nidoking know it, they are using theirs to amplify Torterra's. HAVE FUN WITH THAT QUADRUPLEQUAKE, KIDS.

Meanwhile, Beedrill is using Sunny Day so it can use Solarbeam to wave motion gun some shit, and Aggron is generally Double-Edging things. ...if he were capable of snark he would bitch at Paul for stealing his thunder and doing the overlord speech, but for now he's... not smug, for once. THIS IS WORRYING.]

[lugia_genocide]

[Good thing Lance is in the air on his Dragonite and is thus completely unaffected by your earthquakes. He's approaching now.]

How fitting that you're fulfilling your organization's motto now, Giovanni.

[of_the_land]

[but where are the evil tusks? Anyway, Beedrill notices Dragonite and remembers how enjoyable it was to take it down the last time...]

...That organization means nothing to me now.

[have some Solarbeam aimed at your back, Lance. CAN YOU DODGE IT]

[lugia_genocide]

[A barrier just forms around Lance, dispelling the Solar Beam. The one responsible? A Dragonair floating above him.]

Really now? I'd never imagine you of all people would leave behind Team Rocket, your precious organization.

Hah. Dragonair, attack Beedrill with Flamethrower!