Failsack meets mystery sack
[Looker is finishing up his patrol for the evening when he spots a worn-out burlap sack lying in the middle of the CMA.]
Hmm? A bag? Somebody has lost this, perhaps?
[He approaches the bag and looks it over before attempting to lift it... and failing. It's as if the bottom of the bag is rooted to the ground.]
Ooof! What object is being inside of this bag? A very heavy one, certainly!
[He unties the string on the top of the bag and opens it up to have a look inside. He frowns-- it's pitch-black. So, being the good investigator he is, Looker puts on his gloves, carefully reaches into the darkness, and withdraws...
...a random article of your clothing! Or any other item of your choice. Either way, you might wanna get it back before he decides to claim it as his own.]
Hmm? A bag? Somebody has lost this, perhaps?
[He approaches the bag and looks it over before attempting to lift it... and failing. It's as if the bottom of the bag is rooted to the ground.]
Ooof! What object is being inside of this bag? A very heavy one, certainly!
[He unties the string on the top of the bag and opens it up to have a look inside. He frowns-- it's pitch-black. So, being the good investigator he is, Looker puts on his gloves, carefully reaches into the darkness, and withdraws...
...a random article of your clothing! Or any other item of your choice. Either way, you might wanna get it back before he decides to claim it as his own.]