Experimental questions

[itsforscience]

[It's been almost a month since Charon sent Phoebe on that snipe hunt, and predictably, she hasn't found anything yet. Unfortunately for her, she hasn't caught on to the fact that she's even on a snipe hunt. But she's getting tired of having to hang around the CMA day and night, and she's itching to explore the rest of the island... so she figures, what better way to find what she's looking for than to ask people?]

HEY! PEOPLE!

ANY OF YOU GUYS GOT A "LONG WEIGHT" I COULD BORROW? I KINDA NEED ONE!

[And by "ask" I mean "stand in the middle of the CMA, yelling at the top of her lungs". Oh, Pheebs.]