IT'S OK, NOT EVERYONE CAN BE THIS AWESOME

[ofthepkmngmen]

[[Now that Lance has come to grips with the lack of awesome Awesome Island possesses, he's....doing nothing. To be honest, he's just....staring majestically at the horizon. Bother him?]]

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[toxic_leader]

[ Koga wanders up before promptly taking the opportunity to...shove Lance. Yes. Shove him. Just to see if he's paying attention, or just fall flat on his face because he's too busy. Staring majestically. ]

[ofthepkmngmen]

[[NO DON'T TOUCH ME I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN >8(

also undignified stumbling fml]]

Koga! What is the meaning of this?!

[toxic_leader]

[ Inwardly, he's just. >D all over the place. ]

I just wanted to see if you were paying attention, your majesty.

[ Was that a jab? Why, yes it was. ]

[ofthepkmngmen]

I am always paying attention! I am the Champion, after all.

Oh, but you wouldn't understand, would you?

[[OOOOOH BITCH, HE'S GOING TO SLAP YOU ON THE BACK NOW

NICE AND HARD]]

[toxic_leader]

Are you sure? You seemed a little airheaded there.

Well, I'm not Champion, but I don't particularly want to understand your oversize ego.

[ PFFT IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT. 8| Koga barely flinches and instead subtly KICKS LANCE'S FEET FROM UNDER HIM. ]

[ofthepkmngmen]

It's ok, you don't need to have one.

[[SONOVABITCH GRABBING YOUR STUPID SCARF THING AS HE FALLS!]]

[toxic_leader]

[ GODDAMNIT THAT HURT MOTHERFUCK. Koga practically chokes for a second before unwinding his scarf really fast and letting Lance fall. ]]

Good. I don't particularly want a head like two marbles rolling around in a tin can.

[ofthepkmngmen]

[[OW FUCK YOU THE GROUND HURTS]]

It must be nice looking down at me, for once!

[toxic_leader]

[ THAT WAS THE ENTIRE POINT B| ]

Sure, it is. I'm enjoying it.

[ And then he kicks Lance. He may not look like much, but he kicks hard. ]

[ofthepkmngmen]

Is someone jealous, then?

[[FUCK YOU GRABBING THAT FOOT AND YANKING]]

[toxic_leader]

[ FUCK THE WHAT. Koga lands hard on the ground, winded, but manages to kick Lance in the ribs again out of spite. ]

Oh, certainly. Your oversized ego! Your tendency to put yourself on pedestals! Your spamming of hyper beam, especially!

[ Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but Koga is far from being above using it. ]

IGNORE THE IRONY OF THIS ICON'S KEYWORDS

[ofthepkmngmen]

[[OW MOTHERFUCKER]]

You know I deserve every-

-I DO NOT SPAM HYPERBEAM!

[[KIDNEY PUNCH!]]

PFFTTT

[toxic_leader]

[ FUCK OW THAT HURT YOU BASTARD. that's it GRABBING YOUR CAPE AND YANKING ON IT. HARD ENOUGH TO CHOKE YOU. ]

You certainly-- deserve every-- infamous bit of your reputation--!

You do.

[ofthepkmngmen]

You're -ACK!- just jealous because you barely have one!

[[OW OW OW GOD DAMMIT PULLING YOUR STUPID HAIR NOW]]

[toxic_leader]

Why would I be jealous? I don't need a reputation, your majesty.

[ FUCK THAT'S IT /KICKS IN THE GROIN HARD ]

[ofthepkmngmen]

[[FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-]]

GODDAMMIT DRAGONITE USE HYPERBEAM!!!