The goddamn G-man

[ofthepkmngmen]

[[And so into the CMA wanders a caped crusader man, looking rather dazed and confused at all the carnage, pain and general fail.]]

What on earth happened here?! Is everyone alright?

[[OOC: so i herd we needed a Lance]]

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[whipdom]

What are you doing here, Lance?

[ofthepkmngmen]

Clair? I could ask you the same question, you know.

...where exactly is here, anyway?

[whipdom]

I don't know, does it matter? How long have you been here?

[ofthepkmngmen]

Of course it matters! It's a wasteland! And I've only been here five minutes!

[whipdom]

Five minutes is far too long.

[ofthepkmngmen]

Oh don't start this again, Clair.

[whipdom]

I'm not starting anything, Lance.

[glareglareglare]

[ofthepkmngmen]

[[fffffffff bitchy cousin do not want]]

You know very well what I mean. We're adults, now. Can we at least keep it courteous?

[whipdom]

Oh, I am being courteous. Just saying that I am not starting anything.

[ofthepkmngmen]

...

Well, neither am I. I have no wish to, either.

...are you positive you don't know where we are?

[whipdom]

...Some island. Listen, I don't intend to become all friendly with you just because I am stuck here.

[ofthepkmngmen]

Some Island? That tells me nothing.

...look, Clair, I don't know why you're still acting like this. Why can't we work together? We are family.

[whipdom]

It doesn't matter what island.

Family? You're no family.

[ofthepkmngmen]

Yes, it does! We need to find our bearings so we can leave!

...I'm your cousin, Clair. What would Grandfather think, if he heard you speaking like that?

[whipdom]

What if there's no way out? That isn't the problem here! The problem is that you are here.

And ...he would never find out.

[ofthepkmngmen]

What exactly have I done to earn such vitriol from you?

That's cowardly of you.