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[lightninamerica]

[Lt. Surge is standing around looking rather disgruntled]

Eeeh? what is this place? It is decidedly un-american.

[Lt. Surge is displeased.]

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[interruptinpkmn]

HEY SURGE, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT WATER/GROUND POKÉMON ARE THE BEST TYPE EVER!

[lightninamerica]

SCREW YOU ELECTRIC POKEMON SAVED ME IN THE WAR.

[aflamingafro]

YEAH. THERE AIN'T NO BURGERS HERE.

Wait

where?

[lightninamerica]

HEY, America's about more than burgers and apple pie, boy.

Americas about LIBERTY and JUSTICE and SMACKING COMMIES.

[aflamingafro]

THAT SURE IS SOME FIRE YA GOT THERE! Sounds like you're really PASSIONATE about this place.

[lightninamerica]

The only place I'm passionate about is AMERICA.

And my soul is ELECTRIC.

[archer_flower_9]

[Have a manga!Erika, who nods rather coldly. She's from after the GSC arc, but still isn't sure she completely trusts Surge.]

Lieutenant.

[lightninamerica]

THAT'S LIEUTENANT SURGE TO YOU, MISSY.

[archer_flower_9]

If you are going to try to enforce military protocol, you might wish to stop calling me "Missy." I have a name, and I can't think of any possible reason that you would not know it, Surge.

[idkmybffpika]

America...?

[lightninamerica]

DID I STUTTER, MAGGOT?

[idkmybffpika]

What's an America?

[lightninamerica]

AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

[wharrgarrbl]

[OH CRAP, IS THAT THE LIGHTNING ARMY DUDE FROM VERMILLION CITY?!]

WHARRGARBL!

[lightninamerica]

HEY YOU GYARADOS, YOU BEST TURN YOURSELF RIGHT ROUND AND SHIMMY ON OUTTA HERE.

WE DON'T TOLERATE YOUR TYPE AROUND HERE.

[wharrgarrbl]

[SWEET JUMPING SURSKITS, IT IS! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED MY MOTHER!]

WHARRGARBL!

[lightninamerica]

ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT YOU BIG PALOOKA

RAICHU GO, USE THUNDER!