AVERT YOUR EYES!

Jul 19, 2009 18:50

[A strange song begins playing around the CMA. The source? A boombox that Looker apparently found somewhere. Looker himself stands in front of it, his trenchcoat off. He runs a hand through his hair, smiles, and begins to sing. His words do not fit the beat of the song at all.]

♪ I am being... too sex appealing for my shirt
Too sex appealing for my ( Read more... )

user: ihasatrenchcoat, guise wtf is going on here?, this is cracktastic, this is amusing, time: shirtless o'clock

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1/3 simplicitywins July 20 2009, 02:20:12 UTC
2/3 simplicitywins July 20 2009, 02:20:29 UTC
3/3 simplicitywins July 20 2009, 02:21:23 UTC
Wha, What are you singing and doing?!
{She notices the man singing and his..stripping? Yeah she's 10, not 18 yet. So instead, she'll close her eyes.}

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ihasatrenchcoat July 20 2009, 02:31:31 UTC
Ah! Hello, miss! [Looker walks over, stumbling slightly.]

The "Too Sexy Song", it is what I am singing! The song, it is saying that I am too sex appealing to be wearing my shirt! So taking it off is necessary.

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octubular July 20 2009, 02:22:05 UTC
ROCK ON TRENCHCOAT DUDE.

[Adrian leaps up from his sunbathing and salutes the stripping Looker.]

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ihasatrenchcoat July 20 2009, 02:34:29 UTC
[Looker's quite surprised at Adrian's appearance. But the words are encouraging, and he's too into the dance anyway. He waves back and keeps dancing.]

Thank you, strangely-tentacled man!

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hedgiesongbird July 20 2009, 02:25:12 UTC
*blinks in confusion until Looker starts stripping* Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek! *scuttles away in a sweat*

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wizardofwill July 20 2009, 02:26:54 UTC
Dude, you're totally doing it wrong. Bet you can't even do the Time Warp. *dances along anyway 'cause he likes this song*

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ihasatrenchcoat July 20 2009, 02:38:27 UTC
[Looker blinks and stops taking off his shirt for a second; is that Azelf, and did it just talk? He resumes his dance and taking off his shirt when Azelf starts dancing along.]

The Time Warp? It is not a dance I am being familiar with... and if I am doing this dance wrong, you can be helping me to be doing it correctly?

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1/2 wizardofwill July 20 2009, 02:43:30 UTC
Well, dancing is one of those things where you need to be taught AND have the talent for it.

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2/2 wizardofwill July 20 2009, 02:43:55 UTC
Wait... you never heard of the Time Warp?

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ihasatrenchcoat July 20 2009, 20:00:10 UTC
[Well, that scream sure got Looker's attention. He smiles and waves at Lovrina.]

Hello, Miss! My dancing is very good, yes?

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ihasatrenchcoat July 21 2009, 01:14:24 UTC
[Looker stops dancing momentarily, confused by her words.]

Two months it has been since what? I have only been here upon this island for two weeks. Was there something happening that I was missing?

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