Well, crap.

[galactic_geezer]

[Charon stands in the CMA, a pen clipped to his lab coat, a small notebook in one of his pockets, and an irritated look on his face. He glances around from side to side and clears his throat before he speaks. Not that it does him any good, since his voice has been blown out completely. He sounds raspy and barely audible, hence why he came prepared

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[galacticred]

*Mars walks into the CMA and looks around for a moment before noticing Charon, and his almost non-existant voice*

*Calls out to Charon* Ahahahahaha! Serves you right you fat idiot! If only you had lost your voice much earlier, everything would have been much more tolerable! Then if we got rid of Saturn, things would be perfect...

[galactic_geezer]

[Charon glares at her angrily and yells from across the CMA. Or rather, he would, if he hadn't momentarily forgotten that he's still lost his voice. Mars probably can't hear him at this distance.]

Much as it is a shame that your mouth has not yet been sewn shut, Mars!

[galacticred]

*Mars laughs even harder at the inaudible yells from her nemesis, almost falling down from the intense humor*

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! This is just too good to be true!

*Mars pinches her arm* Ow...

Oh, but it is real! Yes! Ahahahahahahahaha!

[galactic_geezer]

[Her laughter makes his annoyance level skip right over the standard "mild irritant" stage and proceed straight to the "flat-out pissed-off" stage. Charon walks over to her, his fingers twitching as though he would love nothing more than to wrap them around her throat.]

I am no less of a genius without my voice, Mars. And unlike our last encounter, I have a suitable counter to your Purugly.

[galacticred]

*Mars's expression quickly changes from enjoyment to the usual Charon-induced annoyance*

Oh, you can finally counter Purugly, can you? How about you put your money where your mouth is? Not like it's good for anything but storing your stupidity!

[galactic_geezer]

[Charon smirks and puts a hand in his pocket.]

Do you truly wish for me to do so? After all, the experience may prove to be quite... shocking... for you.

[galacticred]

*Mars smirked slightly at Charon's words, not from being pleased, but more from expecting that it was a total lie*

Oh, show me your shocking counter. I'm sure it will be a giant failure, just like your experiments!

[1/2]

[galactic_geezer]

Very well.

[Charon withdraws a small robot-like object from his pocket. A faint blue glow can be seen around the robotic construct. Jesus, it's practically become a pseudo-Poké Ball by now.]

Rotom, come out. It's time to play.

[2/2]

[plasma_phantom]

[And out comes Rotom, all amped up and ready to battle.]

Roto! Rototototototo! [Playtime! Yayayayayayay!]

[1/2]

[galacticred]

*Mars's expression again returns to complete annoyance*

So, you finally have a Pokémon! And it looks just as stupid as you do! You make a good team already!

*Mars laughs, then throws Purugly's Poké Ball into the air*

Alright Purugly, it's time to teach these idiots a lesson!

[2/2]

[galacticred]

*Purugly bursts from the ball in a flash of dark grey light, a giant Team Galactic G flashing before the Pokémon forms in front of her master*

Purrugh, purr purr...
[Hm, they do look like idiots...]

(I is hopes nobody minds the "Galactic Seal" X3)

[1/2]

[plasma_phantom]

[Rotom watches with curiosity as the grey light forms into a shape... only to start laughing its little head off when it sees Purugly.]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIHIHIHIHIHIIIIIII! Rototom, rototototo tom rotom! [Is Fat Cat! Fat Cat is funny-faced!]

[2/2]

[galactic_geezer]

[Charon cannot suppress a chuckle at Rotom's "comment". He turns back to face Mars.]

I do not take the comment towards it very lightly. But enough of that. You will receive your retribution soon enough. Prepare to battle!

[1/2]

[galacticred]

*Mars grumbles at the laughing of her idiot opponents. She stares at Charon, as if trying to shoot an icy glare through his non-existent soul*

Purugly, let's go! Start off with a Shadow Ball!

[2/2]

[galacticred]

*Purugly scowls at the uncalled for "comment" from Rotom.*

Puurrugh! Purrugh ugh puurugh!
[You're gonna get it! You little brat!]

*A dark orb of energy forms in front of Purugly's mouth, and with a sort of smile she fires the orb towards Rotom*

[plasma_phantom]

[Rotom zips upwards out of the Shadow Ball's path and blows a raspberry at Purugly.]

Ro-tooo~ ♪ To-tooo~ ♪ [Too looow~ ♪ Too sloooow~ ♪]

[It really should know better than to let its guard down and taunt a pissed-off Purugly in battle. But of course, it doesn't.]