this is a teen intro week or something

[foreveramullet]

[Today is the big day! The big day on which this guy here is getting his own, brand new house. Now that he is CLEARLY AN ADULT and his parents are leaving, he needs to find his own home and embark on his own journey of life. By which I mean spend most of his time nerding over legends, occasionally make friends with ghosts and get known as the crazy

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[foreveramullet]

[And amused you will be. Have you seen his glorious faceplanting? Boy is he good at it. Not that he trips over vines much (there aren't many vines to trip over back home, y'see), but when he does, it's always worth watching. He'll get better with time, though.

But enough of that! HE IS ON A SERIOUS QUEST OF PROVING HIS WORTH TO HO-OH. Except he has no idea how exactly to do that, so he's just... probably going to find Ho-Oh. And since Ho-Oh likes high places, he also needs to get somewhere high first.

...Yes, a tree would suffice. Your tree.]

now I kind of want to have Morty trip over things all the time :|a

[foreveramullet]

[HE WILL NOT KEEP THIS UP HE IS NOT A CLUMSY DERP except he actually is. Sometimes. Just stick around for a while, May, and you're guaranteed to see him do something stupid again! Being a silly teen is suffering.

...But if you pay attention, you might notice he is... surprisingly good at climbing? Maybe that's just because you can't trip over vines while climbing trees. But either way, HE'S DOING IT, MAN, HE'S MAKING THIS HAPPEN. He hasn't noticed you yet, though! He's probably just too deep in thought thinking about Ho-Oh. Or maybe he's just an oblivious derp. Nah, it's definitely Ho-Oh.]

Why May why. By which I mean GO FOR IT also I am a horrible person for humiliating my characters

[foreveramullet]

[But why would you want to test it, his skill is obviously good enough. LOOK AT HIM CLIMBING THAT TREE, MULLET SWAYING IN THE WIND oh wait a second was that a voice right now. He'll look around confusedly before noticing you, because why would anyone else climb this tree? ARE YOU HIS RIVAL IN HIS QUEST FOR HO-OH ]

Uh...

[...Yes, that is the response you get. But maybe you two could have an actual conversation after he... gets onto that branch not too far from you. Yes, let's try that first. Keyword: try. ]

Yes delicious tea 8) Also derps in embarassing situations are never not funny okay

[foreveramullet]

[Aaaand passing! He'll try and make sure the branch won't break under his weight (not that he weighs much yet, but you know) and try to get as comfortable as possible before looking at you and talking back.]

I just don't think it's the best idea to have a conversation while hanging on a tree.

[SEE MAY, HE CAN ACTUALLY TALK. Shock and awe for everyone! ...well not really. But at least he said more than one word. That's a lot for him.]

Yes. Which is why I must put Morty in silliest situations imaginable. Also 1/2 as well

[foreveramullet]

[But it's not easy to talk while hanging on a tree! And he's never even seen anyone do that. But perhaps you're just from another region, where it's... apparently considered common to communicate while sitting on trees. Well uh. That must be one hell of an interesting region, he might have to visit it later.

But anyway! He looks like he has something to say about trees and things being easy before OH GOD WAIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED WHY ARE YOU- HSDFKS. BRB, TRYING TO HOLD ON TO THAT TREE DO NOT FALL MORTY DO NOT FALL. Also, he is making the derpiest of faces, which is... quite understandable. I mean. Seriously.]

2/2. ALSO I HAVE ALL THE INSECURITIES ABOUT NOT BEING SILLY ENOUGH OH GOD WHAT DO I DO

[foreveramullet]

[... or well, he will keep making the derpiest of faces before blinking a few times and running a hand down his face.]

I was so sure I'm awake, too...

[Because clearly all this is just a dream. That would explain the whole "region where people prefer to talk on trees" thing, too. What do you mean, he made it up himself. He most certainly didn't. ]

OKAY VYCK, I'LL BE SURE TO DO THAT /INSERT SPARKLY PUPPY EYES EMOTE HERE

[foreveramullet]

[May are you seriously trying to prove something to one of the most stubborn derps of all Johto. Because that's what Morty is. All of this is still just a dream, just... a horribly realistic one. And those claws look horribly sharp and pointy.

...But being the silly teen he is, Morty is just going to ignore it and maybe poke your claw. And try to play around with it. Yes, that is another one of his good ideas. ]

Man, this is one weird dream.