this is a teen intro week or something
[Today is the big day! The big day on which this guy here is getting his own, brand new house. Now that he is CLEARLY AN ADULT and his parents are leaving, he needs to find his own home and embark on his own journey of life. By which I mean spend most of his time nerding over legends, occasionally make friends with ghosts and get known as the crazy
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That face
That sweater
That awful, outdated hairstyle-]
Morty?!?
[WHY ARE YOU SO YOUNG HE CANNOT EVEN. ISLAND WHY.]
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...
Wait a second, was that his name right now? He IS a bit of celebrity in Ecruteak, but you really don't look like you're from Ecruteak. Or Johto at all. Heck, not even Kanto-Johto. If anything, he'd bet his money on Hoenn - all the people he's seen wearing that kind of fabulous suits (AND CAPES) were from Hoenn. Not that he's seen a lot of them, but...]
...Have we met?
[Sorry, Eusine, he hasn't met you yet! And he looks even younger than when you two actually met, oops. Clearly this has nothing to do with the fact everybody likes trolling you with pedo. Well, at least he's (sort of) older than your pedocrush Crys! If it's any comfort.]
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And Kanto is perfectly capable of producing fabulous people, thank you very much... Though fine, there might be some Hoenn blood in his ancestry somewhere. Maybe. Depending On The Headcanoner.
... NO MORTY, HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YOUR BEST FRIE- Oh. Ooooh. Yes, now that you mention it you do look a bit too young to know him.
This can only mean one thing.
He gets to dazzle you all over again.
Brb, putting on his ~mysterious stranger~ face! This is going to be amazing.]
Why, yes we have! In fact, I would say we have more than met!
[/SMOLDER
SGFDFJK HE'S NOT PEDO FOR CRYS
GO AWAY]
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And what is that being dazzled thing you're talking about. He's not dazzled by any strangers, mysterious or not!]
...More than met?
[WHY DOESN'T HE LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
Also yes you are
so pedo]
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... Aww, come on. Look how dazzling he is! NOT EVEN IF HE TURNS THE SPARKLES UP TO ELEVEN???]
That's right! We are two kindred spirits, souls intertwined in an unbreakable bond of friendship!
[And one of you purpleproses a lot.
Hint: it's not you.]
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...
TOO MUCH SPARKLES, HIS POOR EYES. ARE YOU TRYING TO BLIND HIM OR WHAT sorry Eusine this isn't going to be as easy as you think]
...You mean we're friends?
[WELL HE SURE HOPES HE GOT THIS RIGHT, IT WAS KIND OF HARD TO SEE THE POINT BEHIND ALL THAT PURPLE PROSE]
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gangliest
HE CAN'T HELP IT
HE'S FABULOUS
IT WORKED WELL ENOUGH THE FIRST TIME 8( but fine, maybe he *was* a tiny bit less fabulous back then. ]
The best of friends! ... Not that I would expect you to know. You werea bit older when we first met, after all!
[...Eusine. You're forgetting Morty just arrived. How is this supposed to make sense for someone who doesn't know how the Island works? u silly.]
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WELL BEING FABULOUS ISN'T EXACTLY A BAD THING, JUST TUNE THE SPARKLES DOWN A LITTLE. HAVE MERCY ON THE POOR DERP]
But I've never met you before? Or... after?..
[He would go ">:?" if he had any idea how to do it, so he'll just stare at you with a confused expression. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "HE WAS A BIT OLDER WHEN YOU MET". How do you meet someone when you're a bit older than when you meet them... No, better not think about it, it doesn't make a shred of sense.]
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FINE, FINE /STILL SPARKLING THOUGH]
It will happen soon enough!
[... He's making his best "mysterious stranger" face.
There's something oddly amusing about trying to mess with your not-yet-best-friend's mind.
While still failing at realizing his not-yet-best-friend doesn't even know what this means yet.
Oh Eusine.]
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WELL AT LEAST NOW HE CAN SEE YOUR FACE BEHIND ALL THE SPARKLES
THAT'S PROBABLY GOOD he can be dazzled by your dashing good looks now]
You mean we'll become best friends? How do you know that?
[SO MUCH DISBELIEF? SO MUCH DISBELIEF. But at the same time this is... strangely amusing, he hasn't had this weird a conversation in months. Doesn't mean this is any less confusing, but at least it's interesting! GO ON, STRANGE FABULOUS MAN WITH A HAIRCUT HE'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.]
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Yes I know it's terrifying
Tsk come on, his sparkling can't be THAT bad Yes he is a rather pretty individual. Good thing the derpiness counterbalances it or people would actually take him seriously.]
AhAH! I could tell you... but a magician never reveals his secrets!!
[Well it's not exactly a secret but it sounds cooler than just saying "I am from your future because the Island likes messing with people's brains"
Though granted "I come from the future" does sound pretty cool. Maybe he'll tell you. Eventually.]
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how
IT'S NOT BAD, IT'S JUST SPARKLY. He's not used to sparkles yet okay. ...Yes. Though "serious" and "Eusine" kind of oppose each other and also it would be kind of boring.]
You're a magician?
[THAT SOUNDS
PRETTY COOL
Plz to sweep him off his feet with your magic. Uh I mean He would be pretty impressed if you told him you're from the future, though. SURELY THAT MEANS YOU CAN TRAVEL THROUGH THE TIME and that is so awesome. And then you just have to hope no one tells him this is just the way Island works. HE WOULD BE SO DISAPPOINTED, EUSINE.]
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scientists are still debating over it
GET USED TO THEM eusine cannot be boring, it is a fact of life]
Not just any magician! The greatest magician this world has ever seen!
[Please excuse him as he shows off by shuffling cards and making them disappear like a pro. He's... oddly competent at it. But of course, you're not supposed to know that he fails at everything else. Yet.
BUT IT WOULDN'T BE HIS FAULT IF YOU BELIEVE HE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH TIME, HE NEVER SAID HE DID]
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HE WILL. WITH TIME. Eusine can't be boring because he's doing ridiculous things all the time. And if he suddenly went serious he would have to stop doing ridiculous things and the world would end uh I mean]
The greatest?
[WOW THAT. THAT LOOKS SO COOL w-wait what where did that card go? He'll concentrate VERY HARD on watching your hands move and try to see if he can figure out how do you do that. (Which he can't, but you know). AND CLEARLY SOMEONE THIS COOL CAN'T FAIL AT THINGS RIGHT
RIGHT
BUT YOU MADE HIM DRAW THAT CONCLUSION. IT'S TOTALLY YOUR FAULT and what do you mean he is a derpy gullible teenager. He most definitely isn't.]
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GET USED TO THEM NOW]
You heard that right!
[Aaand making those cards disappear for good in a shower of confetti!]
You may call me... the Mysticalman.
[no eusine it's your future best friend give him your name instead of showing off
no eusine
that's incredibly dorky stop]
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... okay no where did the confetti come from
What is happening anymore he's not sure but he likes this-
... wait a second. ]
... That's... not your name, right?
[He's pretty sure no parents are bad enough to call their son that, but you're too weird and puzzling. Besides, that would explain a couple of things.
... okay no please don't let that be your name]
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