SUBWAY TRAINS DON'T "CHU CHU"

[flopfrown]

[That was an absolutely horrendous pun and I'm really sorry. Really.

ANYWAY. It's a new year, and with a new year comes a new attraction! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Ingo has finally gotten his most-desired wish. An Island Subway.

newmoonbeauty's Cafe in the CMA, previously closed, has been transformed into a building that should be familiar to anyone who's

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[ditto_fighter]

[OH MY GOD A THING. A THING! This little fella's looking very satisfied, as he creeps onto the train and stares, quite confused, at the mistletoe. Yes, he's currently in his clever Ingo disguise.

Is he supposed to eat it? Is this like those birds whose elaborate mating rituals involve building nests they have to tear down and start all over again if their suitor doesn't like it? WHAT IS GOING ON WHY IS THAT PLANT UP THERE.]

[impostermonster]

[I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT DOES LOOK KIND OF TASTY...

MAYBE IT CAN JUST.

REACH UP AND PULL ON IT... TO SEE IF IT'LL COME DOWN...]

[ditto_fighter]

[IS THAT ANOTHER HIM?

Still in his Clever Ingo Disguise, he'll give a tentative wave before seeing what you'll do.

Oh, you're going to pull it?

ooc: I know Dittos don't technically have a gender, but...IDK man I kind of personify the little guys way too much.]

[impostermonster]

[PROBABLY NOT. JUST ANOTHER RANDOM DITTO. Who isn't really sneaking on so much as just having fun imitating the people who act like they belong here.

It (it's a mystery whether it considers itself masculine, feminine, or something else, so we'll stick with "it") is indeed going to yank on that mistletoe! ...Though the stuff is fastened pretty surprisingly tight, so this is going to take more effort than it thought. It pauses in its efforts to return that wave, however.]

[ditto_fighter]

[This little gooball is going to turn its head to the side for a bit before helping you! That mistletoe WILL COME DOWN somehow.

...

eventually, it decides to skip all that and just pick the berries off instead.]

[impostermonster]

[...yeah, to heck with that. Let's just settle with the berries. If the weed isn't coming down by now, it's not worth the trouble. It joins the other Ditto in doing that, and gives him a nod! THAT'S A FANCY HUMAN GESTURE WHICH MEANS A LOT OF THINGS, but in this case it's trying to say "good idea".

Ooh. This berry-thing is a pretty color. Kinda small, though.]

[ditto_fighter]

[Way ahead of you, fellow impostorblob! It's going to pop one of the berries in its mouth now...

and chew...

...and make a funny face...

sorry, my brother, this berry doesn't taste so good.]

[impostermonster]

[Hmm? What's wrong, dear cousin? Is this kind of berry not to your liking? Well, this Ditto doesn't have many likes or dislikes, so it will just try its own berry!

...And immediately regret it. Eww. It'll just spit that ou- wait. Humans don't just spit things out, it's rude.

And so, confronted with the dilemma of breaking character (not that anyperson is watching) or swallowing this... thing, it will also just stand here with a funny look on its face for the moment.]