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Well, boss, let me be the first to welcome you to Awesome Island!
Awesome Island? Who the hell names an island like that? There are so many better names.
I know, right?? It's completely awful! But there are all kinds of ridiculous things about this place. It's really messed up.
[Thus she explains the way the island works to this mysterious stranger.]
Seriously? Man, this place doesn't know who the hell it picked up. There's no way it could hold me here! I'm sure the grunts'll be here and no time to pick us up.
[Except... you have no service, Gio. That, and--]
Well, apparently there's a Rocket installment here, but I haven't gotten involved since I had Clayton. Oh, I named the baby Clayton, just FYI.
[Smooth, Ari. Feel free to interject and ask "who's this douchebag?"]
Awesome Island? Who the hell names an island like that? There are so many better names.
I know, right?? It's completely awful! But there are all kinds of ridiculous things about this place. It's really messed up.
[Thus she explains the way the island works to this mysterious stranger.]
Seriously? Man, this place doesn't know who the hell it picked up. There's no way it could hold me here! I'm sure the grunts'll be here and no time to pick us up.
[Except... you have no service, Gio. That, and--]
Well, apparently there's a Rocket installment here, but I haven't gotten involved since I had Clayton. Oh, I named the baby Clayton, just FYI.
[Smooth, Ari. Feel free to interject and ask "who's this douchebag?"]