In which Eusine can't win at life (as usual)

[hark_a_suicune]

[Today is a great day.

Because today is the day of Eusine's mystery egg's hatching! It was long overdue, really. But after all, it is only logical legendary Pokémon eggs would take longer to hatch than their more common counterparts!
Clearly, it has nothing to do with the fact Eusine didn't do enough running around lately, or even the Island's

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[expbunny]

[ Whoa, a shiny Pokemon. She's heard of them, but she never seen one. It's so shiny and blue and sparkly. However, there's one odd thing about it... ]

It kinda looks like you. [ Whatever it's suppose to be. Who's that Pokemon? ]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Specialverse works in mysterious ways, young padawan! ... And one of them is Pokémon looking stupidly like their trainer.
To Eusine's greatest dismay.
And it is beautiful.]

I... suppose it does. If you squint really hard.

[... His face basically reads "SOB WHY"]

[expbunny]

[ She looks at Gulpin, then at Eusine, then at Gulpin again and back to Eusine. Well, the difference is kinda obvious to her, after all... ]

Hmm, well, it is a lot more cute that you. [ Ouch Rosetta, you're gonna bruise Eusine delicate ego with words that blunt. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

[OTL]

Such cruel words! You wound me, young lady!

[HIS EGO IS BRUISED FOREVER- ...or at least for a whole five seconds.]

[expbunny]

C-cruel? [ Cruel = bad = evil, which spells do not want in Rosetta's mind. She isn't evil! Evil can't be this cute! ]

But I'm just telling the truth! [ Now her ego is hurt. Way to go Eusine. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

I was merely joking!!!

[DSGFHSGJ NOT AS PLANNED.
He is the Mysticalman and the Mysticalman simply cannot make kids sad!
Cannot!]

[expbunny]

[ It was a joke? Well then... ]

Oh, okay! [ Good thing she's able to bounce from almost anything. Gold probably wouldn't like it if you made his not!little sister cry... ]

So, are you gonna give him a name? [ It's blue, a very nice light blue in fact. And sparkly. ] Oh, oh! How about Azzurro? Azzurro the... uh, what kind of Pokemon is he?

[hark_a_suicune]

[Worry not, Rosetta! Eusine was also gifted with an uncanny ability to bounce back from the worst situations.
That said, it's good to see you're not sad anymore. Because "making kids cry" is definitely pretty high on his list of DO NOT WANT.
Except for jerks. Jerks can go cry in a corner for all he cares. What no of course he wouldn't feel bad about it anyway why do you ask]

A gulpin! They are native to the Hoenn region! [... he doesn't know much more about them please don't ask] ... But I can't say I'm too sure about that, I don't really nickname my Pokémon.

[expbunny]

Oh, so that's why I didn't recognize it! I don't know many Pokemon from Hoenn... but I know all about Pokemon from Unova!

[ She smiles brightly like knowing Pokemon from her native region is an accomplishment of some sorts. Although, it kinda is a accomplishment for her since she's eons away from being the brightest lightbulb.

Also wait what you don't nickname your Pokemon what is wrong with you Eusine. It's no wonder you're just a side character. ]

Eh, really? How come?

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[hark_a_suicune]

Ah, I hope someday I can visit the Unova region! It sounds like a fascinating place!

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[hark_a_suicune]

And I... just don't?

[What no he is a dashing protagonist how dare you :(
That's how he was raised there is nothing wrong with him
Not that he's ever going to admit it because HIS MOTHER TOTALLY DOESN'T HAVE THAT HUGE AN INFLUENCE ON HIS LIFE YOU GUYS
also no sane Pokémon would ever accept Eusine's nicknames, seriously]

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[expbunny]

It really is! There's lots of cool places like the Abundant Shrine and Chargestone Cave. [ Although she hasn't been to either place but that doesn't matter because they sound like cool places. ]

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[expbunny]

'You just don't'? Hm, that's a lame reason. [ Gosh how boring. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Well, those do sound like pretty cool places!
...
fsdhjd he's not boring!!! he is the amazing mysticalman! he can't be boring!]

No it's not! It's a perfectly valid reason!

((ooc: oh god, sorry for the late tag. Between work and christmas things have been pretty crazy.))

[expbunny]

It's a lazy and careless reason! If you truly care, you totally give your Pokemon nicknames. [ Nicknames are serious business. ]

[hark_a_suicune]

But I do care!! I simply don't need to nickname my Pokémon to show it!!

[Whyyyyyy Rosetta, whyyyyyyy. His pokémon never complained about the lack of nicknames before!]