In which Eusine can't win at life (as usual)

[hark_a_suicune]

[Today is a great day.

Because today is the day of Eusine's mystery egg's hatching! It was long overdue, really. But after all, it is only logical legendary Pokémon eggs would take longer to hatch than their more common counterparts!
Clearly, it has nothing to do with the fact Eusine didn't do enough running around lately, or even the Island's

Comments

[stalkerwithacap]

... awwww, looks just like daddy.

[hark_a_suicune]

I look nothing like this!

[... Yeah, even he doesn't sound too convinced. Stupid idiot feather-thing.
Gulpin just gulps at you. HAY BOOOOI he's heard your voice before, hasn't he? ARE YOU HIS UNCLE]

[stalkerwithacap]

It's blue, it sparkles and it has the idiot hair.

[Heeey there Gulpin. Sup. He's bending to see you]

Took you some time.

[hark_a_suicune]

Gold, please! My suit is a completely different kind of blue!

[missingthepoint.jpeg

Waving his stubby arms! The egg was so warm and snugly~]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Ehehe. Offering his finger for a kind of brofist. Just plz don't poison him]

[hark_a_suicune]

[Alas, Gulpin has no idea what a brofist is. He can shake your finger though! Look at him, such a proper little... gentleball???
Oh well. He's not quite sure how the whole "not poisoning things" works yet, but pretty sure there's no poison on his arms right now.
Or at least not a potent one.
... NAWWWWW, just kidding boi~

Meanwhile Eusine is just going to hide the fact he finds all this adorable
Wait, did I say "hide"? Because it's completely obvious.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Shake it is~

Luckily for you, Eusine, he hasn't seen your face. Yet]

[hark_a_suicune]

[YOU SEEM LIKE A PRETTY DECENT FELLOW, GOLD. GULPIN LIKES YOU. He'll even allow you the ~greatest privilege~ of petting him, if you wish.
Only if you wish.
...
Buthedreallylikesomepettingrightnowjustsaying

And yes, luckily for Eusine, because his face right now can only be described as a mix between "kid who just opened his birthday presents" and "teenaged girl in front of a box of newly-hatched meowths"
The "just opened his birthday present" part being obviously true, but the rest is... certainly more dubious.
Eusine is such a manly, mature young man after all.]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Sure you'll have pettings.
And now he sees Eusine's expression... Hey Gulpin, how about we troll your trainer a bit?]

/vaguely wonders if "sassygaygulpin" is a taken username

[hark_a_suicune]

[What is this "trolling" you are speaking of, uncle Gold
is it ~fabulous~
sob Gold stop corrupting the children]

oh god

[stalkerwithacap]

[It is when it's on a fabulous guy]

I don't have enough icon slots left on team balls CLEARLY SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE

[hark_a_suicune]

[Well, his mom IS pretty fabulous
FINE, LET'S HEAR WHAT THIS ~TROLLING~ ADVENTURE ENTAILS
SPARKLE SPARKLE]

[stalkerwithacap]

[Just give him that pokerpuckerface and sparkly eyes when I give the signal, okay?]

[hark_a_suicune]

[SOUNDS EASY. HE CAN DO THAT~
oh boy so excited what are you going to do]