when post ideas get out-of-hand
[One lovely day in the CMA, there were suddenly three booths. Okay, it wasn't "sudden," if you'd been paying attention there was a Marowak here earlier putting them together with his bone as a hammer. Either way, the booths are there now. The one on the far right is decorated with flower petals. Every bit of it is delicate and feminine- except for a scribble sign that says "ICKY BOYS TO THE LEFT." Sitting at this booth is, predictably, newbarkflirt. The other two booths are empty, but about to be filled.]
Like, c'mon! You'll totally be a big help!
[greenorbust is dragging over ilikethatlook for the leftmost booth. There, in Green's handwriting, is a sign "FOR HOMOS (and, like, girls w/e)".]
Hold it, hold it, this isn't what I agreed to.
Like, c'mon, it's totally uncool to back off on a promise, dude. Aren't you, like, some Elite Four member? Come on!
Hoenn's first, yeah, but that doesn't mean I have to man some kissing booth for- Does that sign say "homos"? Christ, girly-
C'mon, like, it's perfect, this little girl takes all the junk like Fergie and stuff, you can lure in guys that go both ways... She gets to kiss girls, you get to kiss dudes, everyone's happy!
What, just because I'm stylin', you think I like guys?
AHEM. If you people are done, I've been ready and waiting for cute girls forever!
[And so Green takes her seat in the middle, with a booth and signs that say "LEZ TO THE RIGHT," and "HOMO TO THE LEFT." The Kissing Booth is open for business!]
Don't you ever stop to think you're being offensive?... Kanto's got some weird chicks...
Like, c'mon! You'll totally be a big help!
[greenorbust is dragging over ilikethatlook for the leftmost booth. There, in Green's handwriting, is a sign "FOR HOMOS (and, like, girls w/e)".]
Hold it, hold it, this isn't what I agreed to.
Like, c'mon, it's totally uncool to back off on a promise, dude. Aren't you, like, some Elite Four member? Come on!
Hoenn's first, yeah, but that doesn't mean I have to man some kissing booth for- Does that sign say "homos"? Christ, girly-
C'mon, like, it's perfect, this little girl takes all the junk like Fergie and stuff, you can lure in guys that go both ways... She gets to kiss girls, you get to kiss dudes, everyone's happy!
What, just because I'm stylin', you think I like guys?
AHEM. If you people are done, I've been ready and waiting for cute girls forever!
[And so Green takes her seat in the middle, with a booth and signs that say "LEZ TO THE RIGHT," and "HOMO TO THE LEFT." The Kissing Booth is open for business!]
Don't you ever stop to think you're being offensive?... Kanto's got some weird chicks...