A long overdue canon update!

[battlestandby]

[So, Paul's been a rather unfortunate case here in that he's been on Awesome Island for two years and yet he never once got to go back to his homeworld, unless one counts a certain wish from Arceus that technically landed him back in his world for a day, but not in his home region. So for the past three weeks, those who are close to or at least

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[lunardancing]

[ BEEP BEEP IT'S PAUL

TIME TO ATTEMPT AT GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITHOUT BEING--

GODDAMN IT VULPIX GET BACK HERE! ]

[battlestandby]

[Seeing the Vulpix scampering about, not noticing Dawn's presence quite yet!]

... Hm...

[lunardancing]

[ Fira the Vulpix takes the chance to bounce right up and sniff at his pants!

Dawn is facepalming, needless to say. ]

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[battlestandby]

[Cute thing being invasive, aaarrgh. Why can't we be a real douchebag anymore and just kick you awaaaay-]

[battlestandby]

[Let's just pretend to ignore it and stop looking down. And oh look, you-know-who is in plain sight.]

...

[lunardancing]

[ Well this is now awkward. ]

...Hi.

[battlestandby]

So you're still here.

[lunardancing]

Of course I am. You were gone?

[battlestandby]

I finally went back to my world.

[lunardancing]

You did? [ Color her surprised. ] I didn't notice.

[battlestandby]

Whatever.

[H-he doesn't care if you didn't notice. Really...!]

[lunardancing]

...Welcome back.

[battlestandby]

Don't say that. You didn't even know I was gone.

[lunardancing]

So? I can still say welcome back.

[battlestandby]

[Paul has nothing to say to that except a I'm-totally-not-buying-your-civility "pffft".]

[lunardancing]

I mean it.