we're pretty and sick, we're young and we're bored

[greenorbust]

[Hey, it's that trashy female Green! It appears she's found an old piece of paper and is remaking the list with an appropriate level of glitz and glam!]

[Oh, and of course, adding her own name with appropriate flourish.]

[Green ♥ | Glam Badge]

Like, totally perfect. So long as I'm stuck here I can, like, call it whatever I want! Suck it, Pokémon

Comments

[shoujospirit]

Glam Badge? That sounds so trashy! I guess it fits, though.

[greenorbust]

Like, it's not trashy!

[shoujospirit]

So trashy.

[greenorbust]

Like, you're not even a gym leader, but I bet you'd have the Tiny Tits Badge!

[shoujospirit]

I'm a Champion. But even if I were a Gym Leader, it wouldn't have a stupid name like that! I'd have the Cute Badge or, or- the Adorable Badge!

[greenorbust]

Maybe, like, the Pedobait Badge!

[shoujospirit]

I'm not pedobait! [FOOTSTAMP]

[greenorbust]

Flat chest and overalls, girl.

[shoujospirit]

It- it's not completely flat! [See, look, you can see them when she turns to the side! ... KIND OF.]

[greenorbust]

So flat.

[shoujospirit]

It's not flat. I have a perfectly normal chest for a girl of my build!