we're pretty and sick, we're young and we're bored

[greenorbust]

[Hey, it's that trashy female Green! It appears she's found an old piece of paper and is remaking the list with an appropriate level of glitz and glam!]

[Oh, and of course, adding her own name with appropriate flourish.]

[Green ♥ | Glam Badge]

Like, totally perfect. So long as I'm stuck here I can, like, call it whatever I want! Suck it, Pokémon

Comments

[broldenrod]

Dude, you can do that?!

[greenorbust]

Like, who's gonna stop me?

[broldenrod]

Good point! That's kinda awesome! Maybe I should call mine something else too... [like what, Wheaton? The Awesome Badge??]

[greenorbust]

Like, you're one of those guys in Johto, right?

[broldenrod]

'Course! Goldenrod leader.

[greenorbust]

Oh, yeah, like Normal-type. It's hard to think of a super-cool name for Normal-types...

[broldenrod]

Whoa, hey, hold up there! [BRISTLE...] Is not! I can do, like, Awesome Badge and stuff!

[greenorbust]

Like, what's awesome about normal?

[broldenrod]

Tons'a things! What's glamorous about-- ... ...whatever type you train?

[greenorbust]

I train any type.

[broldenrod]

Pff, any type? What kind of Gym Leader does that make you?

[greenorbust]

Like, the toughest Gym Leader. I bet I could take you down with just one pokémon!

[broldenrod]

[Why, you--] Oh yeah? I say no way! [Maybe two Pokémon.] Don't underestimate me!

[greenorbust]

Don't underestimate the former Kanto Champion, like, you'll only embarrass yourself.