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[When the island bestows gifts upon its inhabitants, there's always reasonable cause for concern. Anyone whose spent a month or more here is well aware that the island is sentient, and moreover, a complete sadist. The gift it has granted the island today is a nice, unassuming outdoor café of sorts, offering delicious pastries and coffee (or hot

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[theylookedaway]

[Cupcakes. The cupcakes. Red still doesn't like taking food from anyone because of what happened with the cupcakes, but - but he's been taking food from Silver for weeks and nothing's happened. The sweets look good. He'll just try a little.

Red bites into a Danish cautiously, chewing meticulously before swallowing. It tastes fine. There's no poison.

In fact, after a moment, a grin slowly spreads across Red's face, and he starts to laugh.

It's not nice laughter, though. Not at all.]

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[And seeing you burst out of laughter from out of the blue somehow weirded him out a bit.]

Um... Are you okay?

[theylookedaway]

[Red whirls around to see a familiar double staring at him, and takes a step back out of instinct. He nods, still laughing, the sound hoarse and terrible.]

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[ (oAo)! Don't go! I'm harmless, remember? D:]

Y-You sure? You don't sound okay...

[theylookedaway]

[Nobody is harmless. Not to Red.

Still laughing, he continues to back away, with a second and far more frantic nod. He doesn't know what's wrong, but he can't stop laughing, even though it's physically painful to do so after so many weeks of not talking. It's scaring him.]

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Um... hold on, I'll get you some water. [He calls out one of the Audinos as they serve his double a glass of water. It is cold and has ice in it. Red doesn't seem too happy with it.]

[theylookedaway]

[Red shakes his head, now openly glaring, although he's still laughing. He's barely making any sound at all, but even that much effort is hurting his throat.

But he won't take the water. No way. Stupid to let his guard down like that at all. And now the food is messing with him again.]

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Y-You sure? [Gulp. Well he's going to take the glass and hand it to his double. Hopefully you won't spill it or anything... right?]

[theylookedaway]

[Red knocks the cup away with another burst of laughter-get back, get back, get back-]

1/2

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Ack! [Did you just knock that cup away letting the water spill towards Red? Of course you did. Oh look at Red now! One second he's a guy...]

2/2

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[And then the next second he's somehow tuned into a she!]

E-Eh...

[theylookedaway]

[We were right

It was poisoned]

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[what no :( And Red just pulls down the brim of his cap, covering his eyes in shame. Notice how his voice suddenly becomes a little high-pitched.]

Um... Don't tell anyone about it. Please?

[theylookedaway]

[Lol him telling anyone anything.

Red laughs, shaking his head - although he does look a bit concerned along with the crazy. Don't you need medical attention or something for that...uh...gender change?]

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[Medical attention? Bah, we're dealing with magic! Curses to be exact. :|b And then Red looks around, hoping no one notices his sudden transformation.]

I... think it's best if we should leave right now. I don't want anyone to know about my secret anyway...

[theylookedaway]

[Secret? Red narrows his eyes and points, still laughing, though the sound now has a hard edge. Were you the one who poisoned that water?]