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[fixyostrays]

[Three weeks since Ari had the baby. And she's actually out and about on her own, for once

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[allyostrays]

Hi, gorgeous. Enjoying the sun? [Hi, baby. You sleeping? Good baby, best redhead.]

[fixyostrays]

Yep. I'm hoping to work my way up to a healthy tan.

[allyostrays]

I should check some doors in the apartment. There's probably a whole room of shitty lawnchairs that'd be good for tanning in there.

[fixyostrays]

Eh, there's plenty lying around the beach.

What're you doing here, anyway?

[allyostrays]

Walking around, I guess. The apartment is pretty boring when there's nobody in it.

[fixyostrays]

Well geez, I left you and Archer to yourselves.

[allyostrays]

Yeah, and he left. Boring! [his life: it is a meaningless, boring void without archie to pester]

[fixyostrays]

Well, fat lot of good that did.

[allyostrays]

What're you talking 'bout, babe?

[fixyostrays]

I left you two to have some ~private time~.

[allyostrays]

Ohhh. T'fuck, you mean? [THINKS ABOUT IT...] Dunno, he didn't really seem like he was in the mood...

[fixyostrays]

Oh, I'm sure you could butter him up.

[allyostrays]

Maybe. But that's hard to do when he ain't around.

[fixyostrays]

Yeah, yeah. I'll leave a note next time.

[allyostrays]

"Archer and Pete-

Taking Clay out. Working on my tan. Won't be back until late. While I'm gone, could you:

- Clean the bathroom, it's nasty.
- Fold the laundry, it's piling up and I don't want to.
- Fuck or something.
- Get some fucking groceries, the fridge is totally empty!

Thanks,
Ari"

[fixyostrays]

Oh fuck no, you can do those fucking chores while I'm there!