because why not?

[biggapingmouth]

[There is a Gible blocking your way.

Apparently, he's staring at you right now with his hungry eyes.

What should you do?]

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[ghosberlass]

[Bothered, she really needs to know why this...new to her Pokemon is blocking the way.]

I have no quarrel with you, good sharkie. Now I command you to step aside.

[biggapingmouth]

[Just... staying there. Derp.]

[ghosberlass]

[She just...stares at it. Then tries to walk past the darn thing.]

[biggapingmouth]

[You'll probably hear small footsteps because hey look, he's following you!]

[ghosberlass]

[She's being followed? She pulls a Poke Ball out and just runs for it at this point.]

[biggapingmouth]

[You can't run away from Gible. BECAUSE HE'S NOW SWIMMING ON THE GROUND, DOUBLE SPEED. 8|b]

[ghosberlass]

Great...[Her voice changes to a more annoyed tone...] Just great.

Charmander, keep an eye on that thing. [She bounces the ball off the ground to get her Charmander to come out, then quickly retrieves the Ball while still running.]

[biggapingmouth]

[INCOMING SHARK FIN AT 12 O'CLOCK CHARMANDER.]

[ghosberlass]

Just as I feared. Sorry sharkie, but...I'm gonna have no choice in the matter.

Charmander, use your Dragon Rush on that thing!!

[It jumps up and dives towards the Gible, attempting to attack its weak point for massive damaage slam the fin.]

[biggapingmouth]

[Suddenly, the fin just sinks inside the ground! Look who's using Dig at the moment, eh?]

[ghosberlass]

Keh!! It's no good!! [After seeing her Charmander epic miss and slam into the ground instead, she recalls it and resumes trying to run as she grips onto another Poke Ball of hers.]

1/??

[biggapingmouth]

[Silence fills the area at the moment. Not a sight of the little land shark anywhere.]

2/??

[biggapingmouth]

[UNTIL SUDDENLY, SOMETHING COMES OUT OF THE GROUND UNDERNEATH CHARMANDER]

3/5

[biggapingmouth]

[HEY CHARMANDER, GUESS WHAT?]

4/5

[biggapingmouth]

[DRACO FUCKING METEOR]

5/5+1 I lied.

[biggapingmouth]

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