Pokemon Training? More like Pokemon SLAUGHTERING.

[battlestandby]

[As spring is swiftly arriving to Awesome Island, Paul is finally letting his month-old Mienfoo go out and seek out some wild Pokemon to battle in order to raise her level and experience... and because Mienfoo has reeeeeally wanted to fight stuff since the moment she hatched from the egg. Somewhere down the line, it appears Mienfoo has learned a

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[notpaul]

[so we were totally hiding after being effectually kicked away from seeing Reggie... and we'd done such a good job of not running into you until now.

And we techincally don't see you just yet, being very focused on taking some pictures of this little genocide with our camera-- oh and scanning that death machine with our dex. Finally, something from Unova. He should try to catch it--]

[battlestandby]

[Paul's too busy checking out the schematics to Acrobatics to notice his Unovan doppelganger in the vicinity, but Mienfoo takes notice, and she makes a mighty leap right before Trip. She smells a trainer with more Pokemon for her to beat up!]

[notpaul]

[it wants to fight? So be it... He'll toss out his starter, the Snivy still not managing to evolve even though Trip thought all the training it was getting should be causing it to by now. He had been focusing on his water-type though, and walking his egg around when the others were too tired to continue training.]

Snivy, start with Growth. [oh if only we knew that move it was trying out was flying type]]

[battlestandby]

[Just as Paul looks up and notices his Mienfoo has wandered off, he quickly finds her just as she's doing ACROBATICS on Trip's Snivy, which is almost surely an OHKO!]

[notpaul]

[his Snivy is a bit more sturdy than the wild Pokemon here, but it still DECIMATES the poor grass types health to very near nothing. Trip giving sucking in a breathe with a look the enraged end of surprised of his face.]

Snivy, return! [this thing better not attack him, he'd have to send out Magikarp as a floundering shield]

[battlestandby]

[Mienfoo is displeased! That battle was nothing, you hear? Nothing! Now she's fight-posing at you, Trip. Is that all you have?]

[notpaul]

[If we had the Colonel maybe we'd stand a chance but damn this place, making it so difficult for beginning trainers to get anywhere when they don't have anybody to help them know what to do. You're just getting the stare down. Could we just huck a ball at your and see if you'd stay..?]

[battlestandby]

[Mienfoo isn't going anywhere, staring at Trip as if she's saying do it, do it, c'mon do it, do it faggot do it!]

[notpaul]

[he's currently thinking anime-logic and has a distinct feeling throwing a Pokeball at this ball of spunk would just get it kicked back in his face.

... he'll catch you later. Get a ghost type or two and properly own you.]

What--? [Trip, not all Pokemon here can talk, seriously]

[battlestandby]

[Indeed. This one's just cursing at you in a series of "Mi!" and "Foo!" and maybe a "Mien!" somewhere in there. She's seriously disappoint in you, Trip. She wanted a real fight.]

[notpaul]

[unfortunately, the only fight worthy pokemon he has has the worst disadvantage to that move you're trying out.]

Beat it already, shoo.

[battlestandby]

[Wrong thing to say to something that wants a fight.

Well, it looks like she'll be using Acrobatics on YOU, Trip!]

[notpaul]

Ahck--! [and that's Trip attempting to dodge that, just to land backwards on his ass and then OOF when his bag flops into his lap, much heavier than usual due to the egg]

[battlestandby]

Mienfoo, that's enough!

[Here comes Paul charging in, recalling Mienfoo with his Pokeball, dashing your hopes of ever catching the little psycho, Trip!]

[notpaul]

[... R-RAGE..!]

It was yours--!?

[battlestandby]

Yeah. So?