Pokemon Training? More like Pokemon SLAUGHTERING.

[battlestandby]

[As spring is swiftly arriving to Awesome Island, Paul is finally letting his month-old Mienfoo go out and seek out some wild Pokemon to battle in order to raise her level and experience... and because Mienfoo has reeeeeally wanted to fight stuff since the moment she hatched from the egg. Somewhere down the line, it appears Mienfoo has learned a

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because i love these trainwreck threads

[lunardancing]

[ Oh hell Paul time to take evasive maneuvers--

Wait.

Did she just hear that right. "Acrobatics"? ]

[battlestandby]

[That's right. And now he's punching random buttons on his Pokedex as it continues to talk about the specifics of the move.]

Come on... that can't be all...

[lunardancing]

[ Torn between the urge to run the other way and find out more... Maybe if he doesn't see her... ]

[battlestandby]

[This would be the prime time to run off if you want no trouble, Dawn. Paul's just about done wasting his time looking up Mienfoo and Acrobatics information.]

[lunardancing]

[ You don't even know how much she Does Not want trouble here, but that Mienfoo is doing some really awesome asskicking... Dammit self that choice should be obvious, so beating a late and slow retreat backward. ]

[battlestandby]

[You're not being fast enough, Dawn. Just as soon as Paul looks up after being tired of trying to research this nonsense, he sees...

... a bitch.]

i uploaded this icon just for them

[lunardancing]

[ Oh fuck ABORT ABORT that look does not bode well and she'll keep backing away. ]

[battlestandby]

... You must enjoy looking for trouble. I noticed Silver was reading a book similar to yours not too long ago.

[lunardancing]

Wh-what? [ Please tell her he didn't see that book, please please please-- ]

[battlestandby]

What's going on with you all? Why do you want a baby?

[lunardancing]

[ This horrified expression? Does not have to be faked. ]

I-I told you I'm not pregnant!

[battlestandby]

But you show an interest in it.

[lunardancing]

We were reading books on it!

[battlestandby]

There's no way it was just a coincidence.

[lunardancing]

Why can't it be?

[battlestandby]

I know better than to just give those guys the benefit of the doubt. Now that includes you.