i'm beached as bro

[mediatempest]

[[If you're unfortunate enough to wander down to the beach today, you're going to see a rather disturbing site. Sitting in the sand is a man who might be a familiar face to some; largely for the wrong reasons

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[oceansbane]

[Well, well. That's almost impressive. The fish, however...ugh.]

Archie. That's repulsive.

[Never mind the smirk that's offsetting that statement just a bit. Really, come now.]

[mediatempest]

[[You don't mind if he takes another huge bite in response to that, do you Maxie? Of course you don't.]]

Hello, Maxie. Yes, I am doing fine. Nice to know you still have your manners.

[[You're not the only one who can smirk, there.]]

[oceansbane]

[He laughs a bit at that, the sound dark; he'll just be shifting position a bit, leaning hipshot to one side and folding his arms across his chest, the gesture casual.]

And yours are as intact as ever, I see.

[mediatempest]

Naturally.

[[Because even though I look like something that just crawled out of the depths, that doesn't mean I have to act like an animal.

Or a member of Team Mamga. They're pretty inter-changable, after all~]]

Care for a fish?

[theylookedaway]

[There is literally nothing about this scene that doesn't make Red want to throw up.

The boy would really like to bolt right now-seeing as how you are clearly a dangerous psychopath who should be avoided at all costs-but. That man on the sand. He might die.

Cautiously, Red approaches, one hand hovering over the first pokéball on his belt.]

[mediatempest]

[[Archie looks up when the boy approaches, noting the hand on the pokeball. It doesn't distract him from his fish, however. He does have priorities.]]

Problem?

[theylookedaway]

[Red nods, trying to keep himself from shaking. He points to the unconscious double on the ground-you did that. You obviously did that. Monster.]

[mediatempest]

[[You're getting a very wry smile in return, Red, and a look that says 'yes, yes I did'.]]

And what are you going to do about it?

[eflamberge]

[... Well. One Archie is tolerable, but two?

Wait. Maxie said something about an evil Archie at some point, right?

Edmond will be standing at a distance, chest defiantly thrust out as he draws his sword and his Zangoose and Gallade come up by his sides.]

[mediatempest]

[[Oh boy it's a dude with a sword

man he kind of wants a sword

...nah, it'll never happen

He'll just be ignoring you and taking another bite of that fish.]]

[eflamberge]

[He clears his throat loudly.]

Leave your double alone, or fight us. I will let you choose.

[mediatempest]

[[Archie isn't really very impressed with your bravado, Edmond. Actually, he's rather annoyed.]]

And who are you to meddle in the affairs of Team Aqua?

[pyrometting]

[ well

if that's not a very interesting thing to see right after exiting a self-imposed winter hibernation. ]

A sushi man, are you?

[mediatempest]

Sushi? Too much rice.

[[And another bite at that fish.]]

[pyrometting]

[ And a chuckle. ]

Then one has to wonder if you're just horrible at cooking.

[mediatempest]

I prefer my food with a bit of life left in it.

[[You can have a smirk there, stranger.]]

kill me now

[milesofsilence]

!?

[mediatempest]

[[Oh, it's a small child.

....yeah, ignoring you. There is fish to be eaten.]]

[milesofsilence]

[ She runs over to the other you that is currently on the ground. ]