#001--Bulbasaur!

[pokederp]

This doesn't look like the center... It looks pretty nice, actually. Is it some kind of vacation?

Ivysaur? Charazard? Squirtle? Where are you guys hiding? It's been a while since you've wanted to play like this... You shouldn't hide very long, we've got to get home soon.If whoever brought me here is listening... I've got to go back to the

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[coral_cannibal]

[There is a soft chuckle from over the phone.]

[pokederp]

Hello?

[coral_cannibal]

Hello, young man.

[pokederp]

Hello... I'm Red!

[coral_cannibal]

I know.

THAT IS THE CREEPIEST COMMENT EVER

[pokederp]

... Have we met before?

I TRY

[coral_cannibal]

I'm an acquaintance of a friend of yours... Luigi.

if i have nightmares about this...

[pokederp]

Oh? It's always nice to meet a friend of a friend!

Then my work here will be done.

[coral_cannibal]

I said "acquaintance", not "friend".

/cries

[pokederp]

You're not friends? That's too bad. Mister Luigi's really nice!

[coral_cannibal]

Oh, I certainly agree. If he could simply learn to let go of the past, I'm sure we could be the best of friends.

[pokederp]

Let go of the past? What's that mean?

[coral_cannibal]

It's unfortunate, but all he ever seems to want to speak about is dear departed Daisy. I'm sure you heard about what happened.

[pokederp]

Everyone heard about that... It must have been hard on Mister Luigi. But he talks about other stuff all the time!

[coral_cannibal]

I suppose seeing me must remind him of the incident.

[pokederp]

Why would it do that?