entry 003 |

[pokeay]

ACTION | in the park, afternoon[ There is a gigantic turtle with a tree on its back taking up a clearing in the park. If you wanted to get through... you might have a hard time with that. It seems that Dia is training with his Pokémon, judging from the numerous amount of sharp-edged leaves impaled on hand-made targets around the area. ]

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[ phone ]

[dutying]

... A joke, is it? What, do you have some kind of standup comedy act back home?

[ it's in general very difficult to amuse Minako though, yup. ]

[pokeay]

Yep! Pearl and Dia's comedy double-act! [ ... ] Although Pearl's not here, so now it's just a one-person act.

[dutying]

Two person comedy on your own, huh? I would be pretty surprised if you managed to pull that off well.

[pokeay]

Well, it's a bit hard to do by yourself, so I'm learning one-line jokes now. Usually... usually, I'm not the one writing the jokes, but I've been working at them a lot!

[dutying]

Hmm, if you say you've had that much practice, I can't really turn you down, right? So feel free to give it a try, I'll listen.

[pokeay]

Alright! I'll try my best!

[ ... ] You know... people are always telling me I should get in shape, 'cause I'm always eating! But I don't get it... round is a shape too, right?

[dutying]

[ Well, that joke actually wasn't too bad. Except Minako isn't a type to laugh easily, so it's just.. awkwardly quiet on her side of the line for a few moments until she speaks up. ]

... Ah, yeah. That one doesn't sound too bad to me.

[pokeay]

I'm glad! I can tell another, if you like~

[dutying]

Sure, throw it out. I'll listen to your entire repertoire at this rate.

[pokeay]

Alright, here's another, then!

... Do you know what I do when there's vermin in the house?

[dutying]

Hm, what? Call an exterminator?

[pokeay]

I e-Ratticate them! [ at least this one kind of works for the non-Pokémon savvy. ]