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so i tripped today and landed on a giant doorknob that yelled and screamed. i said im sorry and then he started singing new kids on the block. a crazy phonebooth jumped out and ransacked his face. i dont know what happened next because just then the birth control pills started taking effect on his mother 200 years before, and he eventually disappeared. my life has never been normaler!!! he yelled before completely disappearing. all that were left were the tv remote that was stuck in his ass, like that emarican kid, and a giant rhinosorous that was his pet tooth.