Well, that's another thing to add to the list.
No not that list. The much older, and shorter, list of "fucked up dreams I've had", along with the the shoe-stealing mythological creature, and the really strange reincarnation story-thing dream that turned out to be just me watching TV.
Yesterday morning after waking up and falling back asleep (which is sort of my secret trigger for actually remembering dreams) I dreamt that I was bitten on the left arm, three times, by a snake covered in a thick layer of fine brown fur. It felt kinda like cat hair. (The longhaired kind of cat.)
The antidote for the snake venom was apparently grapefruit. Eaten and/or rubbed all over the snakebite.
The grapefruit looked like an avocado, though.
(And since I never eaten either (except maybe hidden in a salad) as far as I can remember, I can't say for sure which of them it tasted like, if either.)
And this morning I dreamt about some kids (one girl, two boys) around the age of... Ten, twelve, maybe?.. Sitting in a basement in a nice house, playing some sort of video game with a title that parodied "Final Fantasy" (F-something Fantasy, or Final F-something) with two Reticulans. (They're aliens, and look like the classic Grays. They're from the game UFO: Afterlight which I've been playing a lot lately.)
They had this really old tv, so it was bulky as hell, and I think the controllers might have been something like the old NES controllers.
Also, the image was upside down in the game so they solved it by turning the TV upside down.
One of them might have been sitting with the TV in his lap too. (Yes, a ten to twelve year old kid with a bulky old TV that was like a meter wide and half a meter high and thick, or something like that. In his lap.)
Somewhere along the way I ended up cooking noodles for them, and at that point the girl's father came and picked her up, because he didn't like her playing video games/spending time with the other kids or the aliens/whatever. I'm not sure.
He might have just done it to be an ass, too. I got the vague impression that he was one. I mean.. Apparently he just HAD to come over, take his daughter away from her friends and judging by her yelling outside the door afterwards, and the other kids angry reactions (still inside the house, but we could hear most of the yelling outside even though I don't remember any words), there was probably some "I forbid you to spend time with them ever again", or something, as well.
And there my memory gets a bit hazy because after that too much weird, disconnected crap starts appearing (because I was just about to wake up) so I can't be sure if it was actually connected to the dream or not.
I really think dream interpreters could have a field day with my dreams. I mean which part of my subconscious/personality/sexuality or even ANYTHING AT ALL, is supposed to be represented by a grapefruit that looks like an avocado, probably tastes like neither and is the antidote for hairy snake venom?
Yesterday morning after waking up and falling back asleep (which is sort of my secret trigger for actually remembering dreams) I dreamt that I was bitten on the left arm, three times, by a snake covered in a thick layer of fine brown fur. It felt kinda like cat hair. (The longhaired kind of cat.)
The antidote for the snake venom was apparently grapefruit. Eaten and/or rubbed all over the snakebite.
The grapefruit looked like an avocado, though.
(And since I never eaten either (except maybe hidden in a salad) as far as I can remember, I can't say for sure which of them it tasted like, if either.)
And this morning I dreamt about some kids (one girl, two boys) around the age of... Ten, twelve, maybe?.. Sitting in a basement in a nice house, playing some sort of video game with a title that parodied "Final Fantasy" (F-something Fantasy, or Final F-something) with two Reticulans. (They're aliens, and look like the classic Grays. They're from the game UFO: Afterlight which I've been playing a lot lately.)
They had this really old tv, so it was bulky as hell, and I think the controllers might have been something like the old NES controllers.
Also, the image was upside down in the game so they solved it by turning the TV upside down.
One of them might have been sitting with the TV in his lap too. (Yes, a ten to twelve year old kid with a bulky old TV that was like a meter wide and half a meter high and thick, or something like that. In his lap.)
Somewhere along the way I ended up cooking noodles for them, and at that point the girl's father came and picked her up, because he didn't like her playing video games/spending time with the other kids or the aliens/whatever. I'm not sure.
He might have just done it to be an ass, too. I got the vague impression that he was one. I mean.. Apparently he just HAD to come over, take his daughter away from her friends and judging by her yelling outside the door afterwards, and the other kids angry reactions (still inside the house, but we could hear most of the yelling outside even though I don't remember any words), there was probably some "I forbid you to spend time with them ever again", or something, as well.
And there my memory gets a bit hazy because after that too much weird, disconnected crap starts appearing (because I was just about to wake up) so I can't be sure if it was actually connected to the dream or not.
I really think dream interpreters could have a field day with my dreams. I mean which part of my subconscious/personality/sexuality or even ANYTHING AT ALL, is supposed to be represented by a grapefruit that looks like an avocado, probably tastes like neither and is the antidote for hairy snake venom?